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Booger Penis

A penis that is gross, little and nobody wants to touch it.
"I dry heave every time I remember Zack's booger penis."

"Please turn out the lights so I don't have to see your booger penis"
by Lady123456 January 16, 2009
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Booger

When in the lack of appropriate insults, to call one "booger" is to insult every part of the person including mind, body, and soul and to subject them to the ever taunting of the word. Whence calling someone "booger" the victim will show confusion before sudden realization of what they have been called, therefore falling into giggles before then going into depression. A very powerful insult indeed.
"Booger..."
by Kio June 18, 2003
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Wiener booger

The mucousy, viscous, pre-cum ejaculate from a male schlong.
Jason blew his wiener booger into Destiny’s pussy and wondered if she could still get pregnant.
by Studly Hungwell May 30, 2018
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Beef_Booger

When a girl you're hookin up with has "booger" in her curtains. boogers can range from toilet paper or blood clots
A- You found your nacho where?

B- While i was eating her out! She had a beef booger man!
by sexxxxxxxxxy April 24, 2005
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Booger Hooks

When one has long finger nails or has finger nails that curve down.
Get away from me woman with them booger hooks!
by Austin Vaught November 5, 2010
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pussy booger

Those crusties that adhere to your nose hairs after performing cunnilingus and smell like pussy.
Although eating a pussy might only last half an hour, the pussy boogers can remind you of a broad's scent for up to 12 hours.
by The Humpty Hump February 23, 2011
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Booger Wolf

a disgusting beast of a boy or girl. fat and ugly, that you hook up with when you are wasted and then throw up on their face the next morning becauce it's sick. they have disgusting breath and hairy backs...

to ward them off one must sometimes spit on their hand and smack the booger wolf in the face
david: did you go home with that booger wolf last night?
you: no man. never............. (you immediately go slit your wrists)
by Laura Lee October 3, 2006
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