Buying a Toyota

To kill a person or a group of people. In reference to the 2010 malfunctions with Toyota brand vehicles (accelerators & braking systems). The logic at this time was that if someone was wanted dead, buy him/her a Toyota and it would take care of the problem.

Buying a Toyota has absolutely nothing to do with the purchase of an automobile. This saying is just a metaphor for committing murder or ridding oneself of a problem.

1.Thug 1: Man they say that Amanda is down at the precinct singing like a bird.
Thug 2: Yeah I heard. Don't worry I'm gonna buy the bitch a Toyota and everything is gonna be cool.

2. Carol: Girl, I'm so tired of my husband; he's so boring.

Anne: Why don't you leave him?

Carol: Because we live off of his inheritance.

Anne: Well you could always buy him a Toyota.

Carol: Now there's an idea!

3. Terrence: Mark, what are you going to do about Jeffery threatening your life.

Mark: I'm in the process of buying a Toyota for that dude right now.

by HoodGood GL February 10, 2010

nerd bling

a medal won for academics worn around the neck, by nerds, similar to real "bling" or chains as would be worn by rappers, athletes, etc.

Did you hear, Vince won the geography bee and is wearing his nerd bling around school.

by LC Vince GT May 21, 2006

bling bling

n. Expensive, sometimes flashy jewelry, clothing and/or automobile details, sported by low, middle, and upper class adolescents and adults of all races and ethnic groups.

v. to "bling-bling;" the act of sporting jewelry, clothing or flashy automobile details of an expensive and/or highly extravagant nature.

v. "Girl, you sure are bling-blingin' it tonight!"

v. She's all bling bling now since she got her new Jaguar.
v. She is totally bling-blingin' it in her new Jaguar!
n. "I've got this bling blingin' outfit, with bling bling jewelry to match!"

by Deev December 28, 2005

bling

Proof that wealth can't buy class.

I gotta get into the fake jewelry business, all the retards buying bling I'll never go broke.

by Sam is a Dick October 26, 2006

blingblang

the plural of bling bling

cadillac escalades are like bling bling
cadillac escalades with lambo doors and spinner wheels are bling blang!!!!

by CURTIS JACKSON April 30, 2004

carded for buying a pacifier

Describing someone who is too young and feeble to be of any use to society, and instead is a burden. Can also describe the sellout children who are undercover cops who try to nail stores for selling cigarettes to them. Implies that the person in question is so young and infantile that they aren't even old enough to buy a pacifier to suck on.

Yooou watch Yu-gi-oh?! You probably get carded for buying a pacifier!

The little boy who came to the SuperFresh to try and buy a pack of Camels is so young, he should be carded for buying a pacifier.

Little Johnny drops a duece in his parents bed, and would be carded for buying a pacifier.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter March 4, 2008

blinglish

the language of white kids in Somers who think they are black.

Me: What language do you guys speak?
Some Wigger: Yo, I speak Blinglish

by siphon April 4, 2003