blood wank

The act of masturbating oneself into a near coma. Blood wanks occur as a result of massive sexual frustration and unobtainable relief. Hordes of comic book collectors have drawn blood in frenzied orgies of embittered masturbation on an almost daily basis. The only way to cure a blood wanker is take him to a brothel and get him everything he needs.

"Have you read the latest issue of 2000AD?"
"Not had time. Serious blood wank week."

by Lolo Bolo January 8, 2008

blood nut

An Australian term for a red-headed pale person.
the more red headed, pale, freckled, etc. a person is, the more of a blood nut they are.

eg.
1. Steve is such a blood nut, look at his red-hair and pale skin.

by bababababababra ann May 3, 2006

Blood Elves

Horde race in World of Warcraft: Burning Crusade. Anorexic emo girl/Sepiroth lookalike race to attract prepubescent boys into buying WoW:BC who think Final Fantasy 7 is the shit. An attempt Blizzard makes to balance the player skill level between factions (where the horde is full of ugly races with mighty-skilled players, and the alliance is full of obnoxious noobs and paladins) by showing the alliance that the horde has the "Pretty race".

d00d i maeded blood elves on teh servar, cum join and stuf and we'll do sum deadmiens ololo

by Mjolnir1134 December 9, 2008

Blood Money

Money paid to the family of a victim of an act of violence, or for an untimely death, where the person who pays feels that the bear some responsibility for the death

Bike club member is killed in a bike accident after heavy partying with the club. The club pays the family Blood Money for personal use prior to any bike run to benefit the family and children

by Terrorist01 August 19, 2009

blood wings

1 - (verb) going down and licking the shit out of a girl's pussy who is on the rag. You get a period blood mustache and earn your blood wings

I can't believe I earned my blood wings on your mom last night.

by cdr April 15, 2003

blood drenched frozen tampon popsicle

the BEST comeback ever, no one will ever be able to top it or know what to say after you hit them with it! :D

stupid asshole: "You're such a douchebag!"
you: "yeah, well you're a BLOOD DRENCHED FROZEN TAMPON POPSICLE"

by cutie with a bootie May 25, 2008

blood clot

Jamaican way of saying f*ck or f*ucking.

Stop your blood clot crying!

by DangerJeff July 9, 2003