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blockermore

A girl who looks good from a distance, a "block or more", but not so hot when she's up close. Close to Butterface.
Guy 1: Dude, check out that chick over by the bar...she's hot.
Guy 2: No dude, I just walked by her on the way to the bathroom...she's a Blockermore
by SOX Boy February 3, 2006
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cop blocked

When an officer of the law prevents someone from scoring sexually. Typically occurs when the sexual act in question is taking, or will take, place in a car.
I was about to get a BJ from Sarah in my car, but then the popo rolled up and cop blocked me.
by Ajax1221 September 29, 2010
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Cock Blocked

1) To be cock blocked is when someone prevents you of hanging or talking to a girl of interest.

Cock block can happen when you are already talking to a girl(or guy) of interest alone and someone comes up and starts to talk and hang out with you.

2) Cock block can also happen litterly, when someone prevents you from having sexual intercourse with a female of interest.
1) Moose and Kayleigh were hanging out together and Damion cock blocked Matt.

2) Matt and Kaitlyn were about to have sexual intercourse when some drunk walked into the room and cock blocked Matt.
by Da-Moose_Productions December 4, 2007
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Lock-blocked

When a guy is about to hook up with a girl but is thwarted by a locked door that prevents him from entering his apartment/house and there is no one else around to unlock it.
Guy 1: "Man I was about to hook up with this hot chick last night, but I forgot my key and couldn't get into my apartment."
Guy 2: "Dude you totally got lock-blocked!"
by Petey12 September 27, 2013
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bocker

Meaning a chav/scutter.. someone who lives on a council estate & is on the doll.. they hang out on park benches or outside the local shops,they smoke weed & wear fake burberry,trackies & shox..

name come from an alcoholic tramp that lived in Derby - 'bocker wright'.
Oh darling look at that bocker over there drinking lambrini..

He was on jezza kyle, what a bocker!
by wilko.x December 2, 2010
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Cock Blockery

The conscious or subconscious act of driving away any and all pussy within a certain defined radius. The act committed by a career cock blocker who may be a nice guy, but should never be counted on as a wing man.
"Jesus Christ, that William may be a nice guy, but he’s the undisputed deity of cock blockery!"

"That ain't no shit brother... we better move out of his orbit before we're victims of a fruitless cunt shopping expedition!"
by Musicguy4fun March 10, 2010
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Nigger Blocked

1-When a black male who is playing American football steps on the back of your ankle in order to block you.

2-When your homie bangs your sister while you are in the same bed.

3-When two white males fight to the death with swords and one white male uses his Nigger Slave as a Nigger Shield.
Right before Thomas was going to sack the quarterback, he was nigger blocked by Tyrone... ouch
by MikelovesWhitePower99 October 3, 2007
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