Starched Blanket

A blanket you put your chimp in when you jerk off (:

Under my bed I have a starched blanket for when I get horny

by Starched Sock September 4, 2010

arse blankets

An alternative name for underwear, pants, briefs, undercrackers, or suchlike. Garments to keep your arse warm.

Can also be used as a handy expletive.

'Hey Brian, I'm just off to buy me some new arse blankets!'

'Oh arse blankets, I've forgotten to switch the oven off!'

by tripsydipsy August 30, 2011

Cat blanket

An insult that is only to be used at the most necessary times. Meaning what ever you want it to mean but is always insulting.

You got us caught cheating again and now we are getting expelled you fucking cat blanket

by The creator of cat blanket May 30, 2016

wool blanket

An uncircumcised penis.

"That guy has a wool blanket, yuck."

by Johnnie Walker "The Mac" December 26, 2008

Blanket Consent

Consent given that applies to all situations, present and future. Blanket consent is most commonly given with contracts but it can also be sexual consent. For instance, giving consent for someone to perform certain sexual acts whenever they want without receiving consent again.

It was not rape as I gave blanket consent for sexual intercourse.

by Shugunou February 10, 2023

Ham blanket

Masturbation technique akin to a boob job where the booty is used to bring a male to climax.

I didn't know if I'd like it or not, but that ham blanket she gave me was amazing.

by Anonnnnnomous January 22, 2009

blanket condemnation

The "overall" or "all-encompassing" disapproving verbal statement that Lucy vanPelt --- and Miss Othmar, too, apparently --- made regarding Linus's precious "yard of outing-flannel".

Before Lucy makes too big of a blanket condemnation of Linus's fabric-related "affliction", perhaps she should run a quick reality-check on her OWN life and see how many insecurities that SHE HERSELF has... she merely reacts to them in a different (and often far-more-upsetting/destructive!) way, such as screaming,. punching,. kicking things, etc., but she has said sensitivities all the same.

by QuacksO November 12, 2019