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birthday candling

Having sex with a girl on your birthday, pulling out, cumming all over her, and then getting that followed up by an intense blowjob.
Bro, Alyssa and I were caught birthday candling, but it was great, i stuck my candle in, lit it up, and she blew me out.
by Rlvers January 12, 2011
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champagne birthday

Is when the day you were born corresponds with the age you are turning. Can be celebrated with drinking champagne. This is not always feasible or you may not be of drinking age yet.
Turning 19 on the 19th day of any month.
"Your gonna be 19 on the 19th, that's your champagne birthday. We're getting you smashed"
by rusk November 6, 2008
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Birthday Sex

When a person receives some fucky on there most special day
Chad : Happy Birthday baby I got you something close your eyes!
Kiersten: Oh Chad I love you what could it be?
Chad : AHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten: Wow it's your monster cock do I get some Birthday Sex?
Chad : Yes! Yes! Yes! Strip it down!
Kiersten: Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Chad : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : Yummy!
Chad : Happy Birthday To You!
by SlopNChop December 18, 2016
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Birthday

The day you get diagnosed with Life; for some reason, people choose to celebrate this day. See birth certificate.
Why do people celebrate the day they get diagnosed with Life? AKA their birthday?
by Help stop spreading the disease September 13, 2006
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Birthday Friends

A type of Relationship on Facebook where both parties Wall-2-Wall only consists of the words "happy birthday!" written to each other.
After rejecting all of his inappropriate sexual advances, Lauren advised Pepe that they were nothing more than birthday friends.
by ahellangel April 30, 2009
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happy birthgay

Happy Birthgay is an expression which commemorates someone's anniversary. It can be used as follows:

a) a modified version for wishing happy birthday to an openly gay friend;

b) in order to tease someone you assume is gay but has not come out yet; the objective here being simply to check the person's reaction. Should he/she feel attacked, one can always claim it was a typo;

c) in order to actually celebrate the annual coming out of a gay person.
Fred: Man, yesterday's party at Alex was wild, and I mean W-I-L-D! I just can say: "Happy Birthgay, Alex"!

Marc: Yeah man, I feel you, birthgays are always like that! Often it takes'em a while, but once they come out: watch out!
by Fobson May 4, 2009
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forced-birther

Someone who is so strongly against abortion (especially those who have exception clauses in cases of rape, incest, and maternal/fetal death) that would rather force a pregnant woman to carry that child to term whether she wants to or not, then allow her the freedom of choice.
An aquaintance of mine says that if a girl is stupid enough to get pregnant, then she should take responsibility and forced to have the child.
by kright July 22, 2005
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