when you have too much to drink and you go out with an ugly or incredibly feminine man (getting an instaboner in this situation would be advised against)
by Zmoney December 7, 2005
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Get the Lung Beers mug.The process of going out with a group of people to a bar and hitting up each bar on the way to a certain destination (home, party, etc.) In this process you neglect how shitfaced you actually get, and don't care if you're blowing a .2 (over three times the legal limit) on a brethalyzer test, you're just out to have a good time with your bros.
It can also be explained mathematically. Let the first bar represented by A, and the final destination by B. There are 5 bars between A and B, you have to hit up each bar within a period of now until 2 am. So to solve this equation, you have to know the variable x, which represents how much fun you want to have.
It can also be explained mathematically. Let the first bar represented by A, and the final destination by B. There are 5 bars between A and B, you have to hit up each bar within a period of now until 2 am. So to solve this equation, you have to know the variable x, which represents how much fun you want to have.
Guy 1: (to the rest of his bros.) Alright so we'll start our beer crawl here at the party, move on to Chappy's, then we'll go to Dave's, get to Bill's, then we'll probably close off at The Dock, and go out for a meal somewhere along the way to my house.
Everyone in the room: Yeah!
ITT: No one really cares where you're going, or how you're getting there. We just want beer!
Everyone in the room: Yeah!
ITT: No one really cares where you're going, or how you're getting there. We just want beer!
by InvisibleManInTheMirror June 6, 2010
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Beer Dads are either intensely annoyed or amused with the Vodka Aunt, and are always disapproving of the Weed Cousin.
Beer Dads are either intensely annoyed or amused with the Vodka Aunt, and are always disapproving of the Weed Cousin.
by Lumber Dave January 5, 2019
Get the Beer Dad mug.A backup beer is a beverage that comes in handy after a night of doing shotguns, shots, beer funnel, or anything other alcoholic activity. It is usually just a casual beer after you full send.
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Get the Backup Beer mug.Even more quiet than "a few quiet ones", so quiet in fact its silent.
Extremely low key beveraging of alcohol
Doesnt matter if it gets out of hand though
More of a persuasion technique
Extremely low key beveraging of alcohol
Doesnt matter if it gets out of hand though
More of a persuasion technique
by Beveraging May 19, 2019
Get the silent beer mug.Beer of poor quality that is cheap and usually sold for $1 even cash no tax at downtown walk up "stores". Can including up to generic awful american light beers like light ales lagers and pilsners like Budweiser, while dipping as low as keystone, natural ice, etc. And of course the epic all time low, steel reserve.
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