bearsexual

When a person (male or female) goes to a park, sees a bear and gets turned on.

Blake: Omg Shawnna Are you Bearsexual

Shawnna: NO!

Or

Person 1: Guys, I think Kylie is Bearsexual
Person 2: Why? What happens

Person 3: Well we did see her following a bear into the woods but maybe she isn’t...

by Cactusfiller February 28, 2018

Da Bears

1. exceptional large ones, as in the female body part used to feed infants 2. exclamatory statement used to point out a female with __ in a crowd without the female knowing
Deriv. Chicago Bears football skit on SNL, Lat.

"Da bears, da bears, da bears, etc..."
Pl. "Wow, I can get lost in d'em bears!"

by Chris January 9, 2005

Swear Bears

The best little bear that u can have (normally a keychain). You press them they cuss. XD

Me: Hey guys check out Tourettes the swear bear (I named him Tourettes)
Joey: Wut's a swear bear?
Tourettes: BITE ME FUCK FACE!

by Dirge February 1, 2005

beerslut

Requirements for a BeerSlut:
1. Go out with parties of 10 or more people where at least two of those people are gay men.
2. Be under age and carry a fake liscence at all times.
3. weight must be over 160 pounds
4. drink like a sailor and attempt to get guys drunk so they will look more beautiful.

Why the hell is he going near her? Wait, i can't tell the difference between her and that garbage dumpster there... Wait! she must be a beerslut!

by anonymous May 12, 2003

bears?

a simple way of saying "I want some crack"

I want some Bears?

by Weylin Patrick May 16, 2004

Gummie bears

Another name for breast implants

She has huge gummie bears

by wordfinder211 May 23, 2009

Bears

Bears is another way of expressing disappointment when something unfortunate occurs.

Phil: "I got fired today..."
Kurt: "That's fuckin bears"

So Pluto's not a planet anymore...fuckin bears.

by Kurt McCrohan August 14, 2007