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batman syndrome

When a person has so many gadgets on his/her belt (usually his) that they look like Batman. gadget can include Blackberry, pager, cell phone, tools, keys, flashlight ...
Bob has to carry a pager for work now . With his cell phone and Leartherman on his belt he totally looks like he has the Batman syndrome.
by gregounours October 16, 2009
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Batmanned

1. To have someone disappear from you in a manner in which they can neither be seen nor heard. This often done when someone has been speaking looks away and finds that you are no longer in the area.

2. When someone uses their logic knowledge of your behavior/weaknesses and detective skills to either claim victory in a fight or obtain some sort of advantage over you
1. Harvey Dent: So how are you gonna get him back any
(sees Batman has left)

Jim Gordon: Yea he does that.

Harvey Dent has been Batmanned

2. Kenny:Steven I just hacked your I-phone.

Steven: How'd ou get my password

Kenny: I typed in your girlfriend Lexi's name

Steven: What the fuck

Kenny: You've been Batmanned
by SuperSaiyan5 October 21, 2012
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Batman

A man who will only whip his dick out in the dark. (It comes out at night like a bat) Whether it's for sexual reasons or just to catch a breeze, this organ stays hidden during the daylight.
Hey, wanna have some afternoon delight?

No, it's too bright in here.

What the fuck, Batman!?!?
by Brian Zard April 24, 2014
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Batman Solution

"The Batman Solution" is code for an act of swift and shadowy violent vigilantism against a perpetrator of a crime or wrong that the law is insufficient or unable to deal with. The severe beat down of the perp results in society's collective satisfaction.
"Wow, did you hear what Joe Blow did to his girlfriend's little kids?"

"Yeah, but the cops let him off. Time for the Batman Solution".
by Dank Salmon September 9, 2016
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Baton Rouge

The shithole of Louisiana. I don't recommend coming here for vacation or anything in general. This place gon make ur heart explode just a minute in.
Some guy: "Hey man where you goin?"

Other guy: "Baton Rouge, why?"

Some guy: "Dude don't go there your hearts gonna explode a minute in!!"
by Certified Bossier Boy November 17, 2022
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Batman

bat·man. /ˈbatmən/
(Noun) A rich man with a bat fetish, who also happens to be furry and a paedophile, with both mommy and daddy issues
by Defnotacult July 6, 2023
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Olympic baton

Similar to a baton but instead of just hooking up with random guys, it's a girl who gets passed around from guy to guy within the same group of dudes.
Dude 1: I just realized that girl I went out with last night has been with 3 other dudes I'm friends with...
Dude 2: Well let's give her the gold. She's definitely an Olympic Baton.
by FromOneBatontoAnother September 8, 2010
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