Big Red Anal Bastard

An overweight Dutch prositute who specialises in anal crimping.

Can you believe Rick? I hear he got crimped by a Big Red Anal Bastard in Amsterdam!

by Everyone is gay apart from me August 17, 2006

Action Bastard

some one who is without a doubt the coolest mofo at any giving moment at any giving party, or any giving time

Action Bastard i need you?!?!

by dSh3llz January 3, 2009

bacardi razz

Rape in a bottle
35% liquor, but tastes like juice. Chicks drink a ton and get drunk without realizing it, allowing youg men to take them home.

The girl at the office party got so drunk off of bacardi Razz and then her boss took her in the back room and helped her "file some papers".

by doktorfunk December 1, 2005

commie bastard

A common insult referring to people who go against typical American views or freedom.

"I heard Tony talking about how great universal healthcare would be, the commie bastard."

by Communist bloc party June 20, 2016

fat bastard

Overweighted individual who was never registered or recognized by his/her parents. Usually acts like a asshole trying to miss lead attention from the fact of being fat.

That fat bastard stood up outside an elementary school molesting kids and taking the candy away.

by BiggieBoreal October 31, 2009

Shithouse Bastard

Popularized by proud pedophile, the Kiddie Fiddler aka "The Kiddler". Shithouse Bastard refers to one(usually journalists) that continuously asks private questions about you and your underage male love-slaves.

Journalist: Mate, im not a 13 year old boy. You cant intimidate me, Geoffrey.

Geoffrey: You are a shithouse bastard!

by funnycunt October 24, 2008

Heartless bastard motherfucker

This is just the worst single person you can imagine. If Hitler and Robert Pattinson from Twilight had a child. He would be a heartless bastard motherfucker. The term was originally coined by English songwriter Frank Tuner for his song of the same name. The song itself is autobiographical - however this may be him getting into the head of someone else or perhaps it represents a part of all men who are secretly heartless bastard motherfuckers in their own heads. Who knows!

Girl - 'No joke, you are actually a heartless bastard motherfucker and i hope you die'

Boy - 'And maybe I am...?'

by Superman's Dog June 1, 2009