bark

a sound people make when they are role playing. it turns some people one

-You want it?
-Yes, please~
- What did you just say!? I can’t hear you.
- Ah~ bark bark, woof woof!
- Good boy~

by findsomethingbettertodo July 1, 2021

Whispering Kids and Dogs Barking

Phrase to discretely say sex in relation to another person.

“Do you hear that noise over there”

“Yeah it sounds like some Whispering Kids and Dogs Barking”

“No I think they’re just having sex”

by Trentavious August 13, 2023

Barking like dog

When a person is sick and coughs very loudly. Often used by Bahamians to compare the cough to the bark of a mutt.

“Wow, Shelly! You catch a cold aye? You barking like dog!”

by mangoskingyal January 6, 2024

Bark at her heater

Eat pussy, to perform oral sex on a female

She wants me to bark at her heater

by Meth Guzzler August 19, 2018

All bark no bite

A small little Albanian man who offers everyone out for a fight but never actually goes through with it. Also likes to start wars with women taller than him.

That Mondi has all bark no bite!

by Jackkbeaton January 29, 2025

Bark

A bark is a professional and highly expeirienced swimming coach. Bark comes from the moment you are competiting with someone in a race and the coach usually makes a sound close to a “bark” to tell you to start swimming.

“Ya my coach is such a bark i swear”

by We live in a society June 12, 2018

barks

a type of sandwich consisting of a bunch of random ingredients that don't belong together, typically created by someone who is depressed or in a state of intense mental discomfort. barks are made when a person doesn't have the energy to make something sensible. It doesn't matter what a barks sandwich tastes like, it is simply fuel.

His diet is mostly barks these days.

by Your Bipolar Fairy Godmother March 17, 2024