blarting

To cry your eyes out

"Stop blarting, little Johnny!"

by Mandy Robinson June 9, 2005

Nigger Blast

The act of blowing a load (see also: jizzing) on a hooker's feet do to uncontrolable orgasming spasms.

"Ah shit baby, I'm startin' to feel it!"

"Don't you dare do it!"

"AHHHHHH! NIGGER BLAST!!!!!"

"MY FEET! I JUST GOTTA PEDICURE!"

by Nigger Blaster12 July 26, 2009

blarting

The act of falling down when overweight. This is popularised by Paul Blart, the Mall Cop, as he falls down in each movie for at least 5+ times. TL:DR Fat man go boom-boom.

Oh dear, Paul is always blarting all over the place! He just blarted right there in the ball at work. It never stops.

by MertK October 23, 2016

Nuclear Blast

German record label, primarily for power, black, and melodic death metal, and grindcore bands.

One of the best record labels out there. Every band signed to it kicks ass, no questions asked.

Bands signed to Nuclear Blast:
Edguy
Sonata Arctica
Therion
Blind Guardian
Dimmu Borgir
Children of Bodom
Sirenia
Stratovarius

and much more!

by Someone who likes metal July 18, 2007

Cock Blast to the Face

When jerking off the sperm is ejactulated in your parteners face

Hey my face hurts, i got a cock blast to the face... OU!!!

by james o'brian November 19, 2003

Blast

1. A hit of crack
2. To smoke crack

1. All i need is one more blast
2. Man she's been blasting all day

by peanuts and corn April 18, 2006

Scissor Blast

The act of colliding female genitalia together with extreme force. Similar in speed to finger blasting, yet executed with full bodies.

Nah uh! Look at that bro, those two chicks are scissor blasting each other!

by xEarlx August 3, 2012