bell shit

Like a bellend but also a shit one.

Fred: Christ John you are such a bell shit.

John: Clear off you bellend.

by _pete_ October 04, 2006

Mr bell

he's a hippy nerdy teacher, he will joke around as much the students want him too. he's not quite of a good teacher, the students do everything in his class when it comes to him, there either off task looking at meme or eating under the table

hey did you know mr bell lost his bag in class
i know, it was in the staff room the whole time

by Gunnerman78 September 13, 2017

Bell End

big shiny purple end of the penis

its not my fault i can't get it up, just lick my bell end

by Pinter Winnet May 09, 2003

Olivia Belle

The prettiest girl in this world, she's so amazing in so many ways.

Oh, she must be Olivia Belle.

by Blondechick62 October 29, 2010

Taco Bell

One of the greatest tasting foods known to mankind. Don't let it's taste fool you. You'll be running for the toilet as soon as you wake up in the morning.

Mom: Why are you taking so long on the toilet?
Me: I had taco bell last night.

by 7zer0z August 26, 2012

bell beefer

A mythological man unit with a girth that exceeds its length

A bell beefer is a penis that resembles a tuna can or hockey puck.

by David Amundson October 20, 2007

Melissa Bell

A girl that was goofy looking growing up, but transformed into a beautiful swan. She's smart, and sexy. Shy at times and loves to watch horror movies.

Hey remember Tammy from high school? She totally turned into a Melissa Bell!

by Spookei January 27, 2011