by marhe March 8, 2017
Get the baseball mug.Baseball Widow: a woman who loses her husband, fiancée, or boy friend due to the start of baseball season.
Examples could be a man who watches baseball like its oxygen and a necessity of life.
A baseball player who is gone constantly at games, or practices.
Or a baseball coach who is gone every weekend, including some weekdays, for baseball games or tournaments.
Most men use this time to find peace within themselves at a baseball field, or on tv, and there have been several reports of casuatlies, and countless breakups/divorce due to baseball season approaching.
Examples could be a man who watches baseball like its oxygen and a necessity of life.
A baseball player who is gone constantly at games, or practices.
Or a baseball coach who is gone every weekend, including some weekdays, for baseball games or tournaments.
Most men use this time to find peace within themselves at a baseball field, or on tv, and there have been several reports of casuatlies, and countless breakups/divorce due to baseball season approaching.
Woman talking to her friend...."Hey where's your husband? Why isn't he at your birthday party?"
Widow "it's opening day, I've become a baseball widow for the next 6 possibly 7 months."
Woman "why wasn't your husband at your mother's birthday party?"
Widow: "He has an out of state tournament with a team he coaches this weekend. Which means I get to slut it up, and he gets drunk after the games with the kid's parents. I'm a baseball widow now."
Widow "it's opening day, I've become a baseball widow for the next 6 possibly 7 months."
Woman "why wasn't your husband at your mother's birthday party?"
Widow: "He has an out of state tournament with a team he coaches this weekend. Which means I get to slut it up, and he gets drunk after the games with the kid's parents. I'm a baseball widow now."
by Dirty Lou June 30, 2016
Get the baseball widow mug.is when a male engages in any type of sex and goes deep enough to reach the base of the penis and the balls (testicles) hence the term 'Baseball'
by sebadbitch August 3, 2016
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"I invited Ellie over to guest at our DnD game last night, I had no idea they were gonna play inside baseball."
by foreverllilll_ September 26, 2021
Get the Inside Baseball mug.The act of a male engaging in vigorous vaginal intercourse with a female while she is pregnant, specifically in the earlier months of her term when the fetus resembles a medium sized tomato or so does the head of it.
“Girl you wanna go watch a ball game with me?”
“What do you want to watch on TV dear?”
“Nah, I’m gonna play some tomato baseball with little kiddo in there, take your pants off”
“What do you want to watch on TV dear?”
“Nah, I’m gonna play some tomato baseball with little kiddo in there, take your pants off”
by Jakerthememebaker August 4, 2021
Get the Tomato Baseball mug.Denying a patient care who brings a high risk of involving you in a malpractice case stemming from other doctors.
The doctors here in Indianapolis have been playing patient baseball with me since Dr. Clark botched a surgery and another doctor refused to treat me for foreign body reaction, to the mesh that he put in after being acknowledging in records that I did not approve.
by Leithian September 1, 2021
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