Baseball

a sport where people play to impress your girlfriend

josh: you want to win the baseball game tonight?
Jerry: I hope so my girlfriend Jessica said if we won she’d bang me, if we lose we break up.
Josh: good luck making a baby then.

by Hunter416 June 21, 2019

Baseball

A bunch of gags playing with balls

Joe: yo dude wanna play baseball
Kevin: you mean gay sex?

by Ur dad son June 04, 2019

baseball

you kick someone in the balls with a basic bat.

man she baseballed him hard.
why?
heard he cheated on her or something.

by Ch0clateM1lk April 11, 2019

Baseball

A ball that's used in a Sport if the same name. Also the best Inanimate Insanity character.

Lightbulb fan: who's your favorite I.I. character?
Me: Baseball
Also me: found dead in my apartment

by Pallete (sky i see you BD ) March 19, 2021

Baseball

Baseball is a sport for kids that are too scared to play lacrosse, and can’t pick up a lacrosse stick

Ur mom: lil Timmy just scored a home run!
Me: baseball is trash, lacrosse is a million times better

by Maddie a.s October 13, 2019

Baseball

A game played by stones in a smoke circle where you hold the smoke in until the blunt comes back to you.

Dude:bruh this blunt is almost out
Bruh:dude lets baseball that shit
Stoners:ddduuddeee.

by Merij November 11, 2014

Baseball

baseball is a sport that is played by boys who rather hit balls than take care of them.

hey Jimbo, why do you still play Baseball? Lacrosse is for real men.

by ski603 February 09, 2019