badgering the witness

to masturbate, the violent manipulation or aggressive stroking of ones genitals

I couldn't get it up for Mary because I was badgering the witness all afternoon.

Susan caught her brother badgering the witness while watching Full House.

badgering the witness by theanarchist July 21, 2013

Bangers and mash 

Awesome. Rad. Dope. Really frickin' cool.

Hey man, check out this song, it's totally bangers and mash!

Did you see the new Keanu Reeves movie? It's totally bangers and mash.

Bangers and mash by Lexnos April 8, 2021

Head Bangers Cramp 

Head Bangers Cramp or HBC is used to define the cramp, stiffness and overall pain felt in the neck and upper back after a gig.

Person 1:"Why did John have to bend over to avaid that flag?"

Person 2:"He went to a Metallica concert last night and has got Head Bangers Cramp something chronic. He wont be able to nod for a couple of days."

Head Bangers Cramp by Timmy_222 October 13, 2009

Money Badger

Representative Paul Ryan from Wisconsin, who is known for a budget that he claims will preserve current government programs without bankrupting the nation.

Even though the congress and the president made claims regarding stimulating the economy, the Money Badger did a thorough analysis that refuted their assertions.

Money Badger by Puchin August 12, 2012

horny badger 

when you pretend your hot cousin is your girlfriend/date.

yo bro, I did't pull a Horny Badger thats my real girlfriend!

horny badger by Brandon.Norr August 4, 2016

EZ Bangers 

The phrase "EZ Bangers" is used when one successfully achieves something and is trying to boast to a friend.

Habeeb: Ben, I bet you can't do this

Ben: Nah fam that's EZ bangers

EZ Bangers by The Real Doodle Banger March 21, 2017

Mexican badger 

When your having sex with a girl, but nut to fast, so in an attempt to prolong it, you go down on her, inevitably, eating your own nut.

Guy 1- bro, I accidentally gave myself a Mexican badger last night with Wharton.
Guy2- what the hell is that?
Guy1- she was so tight I nutted super fast so I decided to eat her out untill I got hard again, but I ended up eating my own nut.
Guy 2- get away from me.

Mexican badger by Cooter skooter October 7, 2018