August

This guy has the biggest dick in school (Over 25 meters). Synonym for August Mandingo, or Big dick, August has a superpower which makes a girl get down n' funky. Also his penis is deadly when at a close range.

OMG! Is that a bird? Is it a plane? NO, IT'S a big penis that belongs to August and looks like a tower
August is Often mistaken as a Burj Khalifa

by Mr. Cock yeeter October 24, 2019

August 10

National penis growth day

I can’t wait until August 10th!

by _alohaxbutthole_ October 16, 2019

August 29

The day were the cutest Tsundere was born. Shes cute and lively but a bit feisty. But still lovable in many ways.

"Hey its August 29, its tsundere day"

by Señorita Oohlala October 15, 2019

august 26

Kiss a stranger day. On august 26 kiss anyone that you just met, or saw from a distance.

I kissed 4 people at the party. It is august 26 after all.
Go kiss one of the girls there, its august 26 you have to kiss a stranger after all.

by realsmartkid October 14, 2019

11 august

The best day ever if your born on this date you get mega pussy and are the sickest bloke around and you have the largest cock out of your friends

Girl: when’s your birthday

Guy: 11 of august

Girl: gets wet

Yea I’m born 11 august

by 11 august July 30, 2021

august 4

If born on this day you have a big penis

If born on August 4 you will have a big penis

by Redpanda9111 May 3, 2019

August 12

If you don’t own a cat, go buy one! It’s national cat day! Save cats from all those horrible things!

John: you don’t have a cat.
Christi:yeah, why?
John: it’s August 12th.
Christi: no-

by skirt skurt November 2, 2019