by IheartGapeHorn April 22, 2014
Get the arabian cougarmug. First invented by the great Zabeeblebooble al-Shabib Poopaloompa as a forbidden medical practice in 2374 B.C. and passed down through word of mouth alone, the Arabian Hemorrhoid Explosion is a highly advanced form of intercourse that is also classified as an act of terrorism.
To perform, one must first acquire a pipe bomb and fill it with pickled seaweed. It is important that the seaweed has aged for at least 9 days and has never been touched by a virgin. Soak the pipe bomb in a jar filled with a mixture of horse diarrhea and your own sperm for 15 minutes, then place the jar on the stove and cook until medium rare. The mixture should be a neon guacamole green by this point. Remove the pipe bomb from the jar and gently shove it up the anus of your partner/sworn enemy who has lots of juicy hemorrhoids. Detonate the pipe bomb by chanting the new version of the alphabet song ten times fast (this is most effective with a large group of choir students.) Upon detonation, the bomb should implode and create a singularity inside your victim's asshole. This is your cue to begin vigorously molesting the asshole with a long object, preferably a rolling pin. Continue molesting until the singularity unravels, causing an orgasmic explosion that eradicates all hemorrhoids within a 100-mile radius by displacing them into the atmosphere so that they rain down hours later on unsuspecting homeless people and their stolen shopping carts.
To perform, one must first acquire a pipe bomb and fill it with pickled seaweed. It is important that the seaweed has aged for at least 9 days and has never been touched by a virgin. Soak the pipe bomb in a jar filled with a mixture of horse diarrhea and your own sperm for 15 minutes, then place the jar on the stove and cook until medium rare. The mixture should be a neon guacamole green by this point. Remove the pipe bomb from the jar and gently shove it up the anus of your partner/sworn enemy who has lots of juicy hemorrhoids. Detonate the pipe bomb by chanting the new version of the alphabet song ten times fast (this is most effective with a large group of choir students.) Upon detonation, the bomb should implode and create a singularity inside your victim's asshole. This is your cue to begin vigorously molesting the asshole with a long object, preferably a rolling pin. Continue molesting until the singularity unravels, causing an orgasmic explosion that eradicates all hemorrhoids within a 100-mile radius by displacing them into the atmosphere so that they rain down hours later on unsuspecting homeless people and their stolen shopping carts.
I gave Fred an Arabian Hemorrhoid Explosion, he is now wheelchair-bound and can only eat drink own greasy shart juice for the rest of his life
by beepboop mcdoopydoo July 19, 2025
Get the Arabian Hemorrhoid Explosionmug. The act of turning your dad’s thermostat to 100f and proceeding to have sex with your girl in your sweltering Arabian desert bedroom. When you are about to conclude, you stand up and start preforming a swaying motion with your dick and concluding across your partner, making it seem like you etch a sketched all over your partner. The removal process is to vigorously shake your partner.
by lukedanc October 29, 2019
Get the Arabian Etch a Sketchmug. Sorry Dave, would love to go to the pub tonight but I'm giving myself the ol' Saudi Arabian Naval Jack.
by SANJ Appreciater November 27, 2024
Get the Saudi Arabian Naval Jackmug. To place your testis’ on someone’s eye sockets and let you your penis drape over their nose, thus producing a more’ eastern’ looking nose
When the wind kicked up the sand, I gave my girl the Arabian goggles to prevent sand from penetrating her eyes and nasal passages
by Hip hop potamus August 4, 2022
Get the Arabian gogglesmug. by bratwurst99 August 16, 2025
Get the arabian blanket partymug. by Cocainekarl May 24, 2014
Get the arabian flaremug.