Could you be any louder?!

Shut up before I sucker punch you

Could you be any louder?!
That means shut up DARREN!

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You got any games on your phone?

When you are at some family gathering and your 7 year old cousin goes up to you and asks to play on you phone, WITHOUT SAYING PLEASE.

Kid: You got any games on your phone??
You: Yes... BUT THEY AREN'T FOR YOU.

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The best way to get any job you want. just walk in and say: HEY ARE YALL HIRING ANY BOSSES?

New ex boss: Hi, how may i help you today sir/mamm(?)
BOSS: YOU HIRING ANY BOSSES?

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Used to change the topic of discussion very subtly

Gf: How tf can you cheat on me with my own father??!!!
Me: Are you giving any competitive exams this year?
Gf: No

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”How are you doing?“
If I was any better I would be left handed and fishing

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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Seizures Are Any ElectroMagnetic Pulse: The Mathematical Juvenile Release

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