Albertan anteater

the sexual act of releasing ants into a partners rectul cavity and then proceeding to attempt to lick and suck them out before they reach your partners colon

last night me and Austin tried the Albertan anteater it hurt like abith and I can feel something moving in my stomach but it was awesome

by deaustin February 18, 2025

Swedish Anteater

The act of slipping your penis into your friends drink when he leaves it unattended

Filip pulled a Swedish Anteater on Ryan's drink while he was away

by Bigboiii69 February 27, 2025

Šporki Ante

A sex move where the guy (often called Ante) cums in his wife’s mouth and demand her to French kisses back to him.

Also known as “Dirty Ante”

Yo gang I just did a šporki Ante on Maddie it was wild ong.

by Maka S March 10, 2025

d'ante'

d'ante' is a very kind soul. d'ante' is often misunderstood and judged quickly. when you meet someone like d'ante' they bring so much joy and love. they are very sensitive and prone to bullying but it never seems to dim their light. d'ante's are the sweetest people you will come across

d'ante' is so sweet

by _whoknows_ March 21, 2025

alphabetical anecdotes

Assorted "A-to-Z" bu**s**t tales supposedly relating past events, such as:
banecdotes: When you got shown da door fer misbehavin'
branecdotes: What da Scarecrow's thinking-organ was composed of
canecdotes: How da clutter of empty food-containers came to exist
clanecdotes: Where yer group of weird-a** "loyal followers" came from
fanecdotes: Same as above, only said dedicated admirers are now also swishing themselves wif pleated-paper breeze-makers :P
Franecdotes: How Miss Fine shocked and/or amused Max's family during her period as a nanny and/or Max's wife
glanecdotes: What one or more luscious-lipped chicks have done wif dat juicy head on yer you-know-what
granecdotes: Assorted goings-on during visits to "Big Ma's house"
klanecdotes: "The Five Orange Pips" and similar stories
LANecdotes: Da occasional service-blackouts and other assorted crap dat you endure regarding yer internet service
manecdotes: Assorted "cool dude" happenings
manicdotes: Various "totally hyper" goings-on

Additional examples of alphabetical anecdotes include:

nanecdotes: Same as da actress-Drescher-related definition above
panecdotes: Da assorted tough-sailor-clunking shenanigans dat Laurel and Hardy performed outside da saloon in "Live Ghost"
panicdotes: Da assorted terrified emotions dat said comic duo suffered when said swarthy brutes discovered dat they had been shanghaied
planecdotes: Various "here's what we're gonna do today" tales
ranecdotes: What happened during either Boston Marathons or horse-races
scanecdotes: Yer antivirus-software adventures
spanecdotes: Various gap-bridging events
Stanecdotes: Laurel's adventure-tales dat he later tells to Hardy
swanecdotes: Related In Louie Da Trumpeter's book
tanecdotes: Adventures in da sun
tranecdotes: What ya read about in an LGBTQ newsletter
vanicdotes: Hippie-movement adventures while tootling around da country in an old VW bus
wanicdotes: "Back when I was a scrawny weakling" stories dat a hard-muscled health-guru relates to his audience

by QuacksO November 19, 2025

Wise old anteater

A flaccid, uncircumcised penis.

"I accidentally walked in on my room mate in the shower and saw his wise old anteater flop around while he yelled at me to GTFO.

by AccidentalB December 3, 2011

The boxing antelope

Basically morgz but here's the catch he's from Bulgaria, so he was doing actually good videos back then but in 2019 he switched to kids content and push out his merch to people

Nerd: hey do you watch the boxing antelope Gigachad: That moron again how much times do i have to tell you his videos are staged! And no i don't watch cringe!

by Cupcakebackpack November 30, 2022