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Angry Jerk

The action of simulated masturbation while making an angry face and pointing at your intended victim.
The man on the bus made me so mad I threw him the angry jerk!
by luvbird October 24, 2011
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Angry Caterpillar

n. A soft penis that has pubic hair stuck to it after cumming inside of a hairy vagina and has attracted some of the hair on its way out. When the penis is no longer hard and is covered with the hair it looks like an angry caterpillar.
I was having sex with this girl last night and when I pulled out my cock was looking like an angry caterpillar.
by Vnnami222 May 3, 2012
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Angry Callum

When small Callum gets angry. Which is often!!!
Tilly: you’re angry
Callum: I’m notttt ANGRYYY!!!

*said in an angry manor* (eyebrows scrunched up)
Tilly: oh it’s Angry Callum
by Massivelad March 30, 2019
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Angry Beck

A sex act in which the male lays on his back and pulls his legs up over his head, the female then "rabbit punches" the males anus with her dominate hand, while simultaneously giving the male a handjob
Jim loves when his wife gives him an angry beck before the football game
by Longerjohnsilver November 18, 2017
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Angry piñata

When a person has their mouth full and you unexpectedly slap them so hard that:
- their mouth cracks open
- the contents fly out
I was trying to feel her up in the bar, ended up with an angry piñata !

Don’t talk with your mouth full or I’ll give you an angry piñata!
by Floppy1975 August 24, 2019
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Angry Munci

A black creature / monke from the game gmod. he is really fast *it is really fast...
hey have ou heard of Angry Munci? no...
by unknownwatcher October 12, 2022
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Angry Ants

This is a symbolic gesture much like "awkward turtle" which is done to someone who appears frustrated or mad. It is accomplished by approaching someone and then, through use of your index finger and middle finger, running those fingers up the arm of the angry person while moving your fingers as if they are running up the arm. This must all be done with a smile on your face and a rapid movement of your fingers from the respective persons' wrist all the way up to their shoulder. The phrase "angry ants" must be said throughout the execution of this gesture.
Navdeep: Damn I feel pretty angry

(Vivian runs, ok jk thats not possible, Vivian slowly trudges to Navdeep and runs her fingers up his arm to denote angry ants)

Vivian: AaaaaaNNGGRRRYYYYY AAAAANTSSSSSSS!!!

Navdeep: Ok I feel much better now, let's go eat some nutella and then have mixed berry yogurt with chocolate chips

Vivian: BBOOOO YYYAAAAA!!!!
by Navdeep Singh June 23, 2007
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