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Captured Agency

An organization controlled by the group it is supposed to regulate.
Person 1: The hens are safe: the Federal Fox Stopping Agency (FFSA) is guarding the entire hen house.
Person 2: Um, the FFSA is a captured agency; everyone in charge there *is* a fox.

Person 1: Whatever, I trust them so much.

Person 2: Your hens, your choice. I'll put mine somewhere else.
Person 1: Not for long. Thanks to a new federal law, ALL hens must now be guarded by the FFSA only. If you try to put them somewhere else, the FFSA is fully authorized to eat them.

Person 2: There's your proof of a captured agency.
Person 1: Whatever, I trust them so much.
by LaughTrax September 19, 2021
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night agent

*Telephone rings*hey chicken farm house

*Night Agent* yes sir police are on there way
chicken farm house is *code* for the Night Agent
by sombodycrazy April 17, 2023
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The guy that gets really excited when he sees agent peely
OMG agent peely!!!!”
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swaggy_agent

Swaggy_Agent is a Roblox player that has joined the platform on 12/24/18. This user's account has multiple limiteds that are no longer available. Swaggy_Agent is also a rapper that goes by the name Swag.Agenty.
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Swag.Agenty

Swag.Agenty is linked to Swaggy_Agent. He is a rapper that's plot takes place in Roblox.
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Jeff the chat support agent

A really great guy with a creepy stalker named rico who won’t stop trolling him but he’s cool with it because Jeff is immune to trolls
Person A: Hey you know Jeff the chat support agent blocked me
Person B: it’s because you don’t talk to him like I do
Person A: if Jeff the chat support agent doesn’t answer me I’m gonna give him the dirty anna
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Secret bell agent

A person who frequents public toilets in a covert fashion in the hope of capturing a lingering aroma .
Where is Adam ?

He's gone to the park, probably hanging round the toilets.
Oh, on a secret bell agent mission ?
Yep

That guy never clocks off !!
by St urungus polyp July 13, 2019
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