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Moron American

An enormous minority group in the U.S. of people who loudly demand that everyone respect and adopt their fact-less, xenophobic, opinionated backwards values.

Claiming to "Protect the Children" they're on a crusade to abolish everything and everyone that doesn't obey all the rules of their fanatical beliefs.
"Omg! The Moron Americans have just BANNED the Merriam-Webster Collegiate Dictionary from a whole bunch of schools in California... because a child might look up the definition of "oral sex".
by Jexer January 27, 2010
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american eagle

NOT COPYING ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH!!!
eatablished in early 1900's took current form (casual clothing) in 1977 (note: that is why many of their items have "77" on them)
by this time Abercrombie and Fitch was still a sporting goods store and then started selling clothes in 1988.. :::comments??myspace.com/ pnaicolada:::
im not an abercrombie and fitch hater i just hate that people think American Eagle is a ripped of version of abercrombie
by Mhelai November 9, 2008
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Saltine-American

A Saltine-American is the politically correct term for North American (specifically United States Citizens) not of color. The term resulted from the inappropriate use of the more offensive term "cracker".
"Today in class the children were taught how Saltine-Americans live throughout the United States, and are descendants of unspecified geographic cultures."
by MeBeCoup July 26, 2015
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african-american

1) A politically correct term coined by cowardly white Americans who are afraid of offending blacks and are ashamed of being white.

2) A term that makes no sense, since 'African-American' implies that someone was born in Africa and immigrated to America. Therefore, since most blacks in America were born there, they would more correctly be called 'Blacks with African Ancestry'. Having been born in America, these blacks are simply 'Americans'.

3) A term which implies that all black people come from Africa (and that only black people come from Africa), even though black people come from many other parts of the world.

4) A term which singles out black people living in America from black people living elsewhere.

5) A term that even most black people find ridiculous.
1) White man 1: Look at that cool shirt that black guy is wearing.

White man 2: SHHHHH! He's not black! He's African-American! Don't be racist!

White man 1: Huh? How is that racist?

2) Most blacks referred to as 'African-Americans' have never been to, and will never be in Africa.

3) Would a person from Egypt be called African-American? Egypt is in Africa. How about a white person from South Africa?

4) Black people from France, Canada, England, Jamaica, Switzerland, Brazil, or even from Africa are 'black', but a black man from America is an 'African-American'.

5) The only black people I have ever heard referring to other blacks as 'African-Americans' were politicians, and even those are few and far between.
by macdas April 2, 2007
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American bottle

basically a game of american football but using a plastic bottle and usually a lot rougher
dude 1: dude i wanna play some american football
dude 2: but we dont have a ball
dude 1: fuck it just use this bottle (chucks bottle at dude 2, then wipes him out) AMERICAN BOTTLE!!!
by Krips June 29, 2008
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American Waterbucket

A chick who got that wet but has no walls. Like fuckin a bucket of water
How was that chick from the club?

She was flowing like a river but I couldnt feel anything. It was like I was fuckin a big bucket of water.

An American Waterbucket
by CO614 January 26, 2011
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American goulash

My nephew can't cook to save his life, but even he knows how to make American goulash.
by BornBlitzed November 21, 2011
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