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Allen

A tiny japanese kid, also known as a 'Dawson' in some circles. he is a ninja with cock juggling.
"OMG IT'S SOOO FAST, IT'S LIKE 3 OR 4 SECONDS THEN IT'S GONE! - Allen
by Reuben W January 1, 2012
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lily allen

A singer/songwriter whos songs are rather catchy but are built on the assumption that she is all "street" and experienced hard times on the streets when in reality she was raised among the rich and famous in the UK.
Person 1 : "Lily Allens' songs are pretty damn catchy"

Person 2 : "Yeah but her stories are fake"
by Moichido September 23, 2008
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Allender

pretty much the most BAMF who destroyed cancer and plays guitar. He rocks at Humans versus Zombies, and can pretty much eat out the best pussy and is a good sex partner
He is such an Allender!
by big booty claire May 6, 2009
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Tim Allen Hammer

A hammer signed by Tim Allen. Used to fix Cam's porch, and kill kids from Carrick. "I wish you wouldda got me a Tim Allen Sledgehammer." Put in carpenter pants hammer hole.
I got a Tim Allen Hammer! Ahhhhhhhuhhhhhh. They gonna see Tim Allen on the hammer and they'll be like ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
by Eskimoman76 April 16, 2004
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Allen Iverson [Iverson]

1)To shot 37% or less from the field.
2)To ignore the concept of team basketball for personal glory while saying goodbye to solid players like Larry Hughes, Toni Kukoc and Mutumbo because they dont "fit in" with your style.
3)To watch the coach that didn't get it win a championshp the year after he left you.
4)"We talkin' bout practice... not a game, not the game... practice- we talkin' bout practice!"
Hey man, I see your girls coming up to watch you play, you betta pull an Iverson so she can see you get some shots up.
by Demetric July 7, 2005
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Allen

A little man with a little penis. Allen seems very confused about life. Allen gets no hoes and loves sucking fat cocks. Fuck off Allen.
by Allen01 September 12, 2017
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Lily Allen

Annoying, loudmouth singer. Halfway decent songs but she's obnoxious otherwise. Terrible crap live show. She pretends to be street but was raised in a big mansion in Britain with rich kids. Unfairly got to sing with Joe Strummer once before he died. Talks too much. Does not seem to care much about her own music.
Lily Allen: I HATE EVERYTHING! OH LOOK WHAT A FEMINIST I AM! I WRITE SONGS!

Me: Yeah. So do Alanis Morrisette and Stevie Nicks. And they aren't as annoying as you. Good songs, though.
by Wendy Weissman April 15, 2007
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