He is a cheating, lieing, loser with no life what so ever. Hits on several people while with you. He says he loves you but will move on in a hour. He is very rude and disrespectful towards women. He has no looks and is not sweet. He is an awful kisser. Hes gross and nasty. He shows no love in any way. If you find an Allen.... RUN.
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by Kill The Queen-Penticton June 7, 2018
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The Black George Allen (Jordan Thomas Cooper) was the most historical person in the world according to intel agencies.
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Get the grant allen dorland mug.A sexy streaker who bears all at rock concerts, beaches and main events. Her courage could easily be mistaken for insanity. She maybe a blonde but she's far more intelligent than all the brunettes and redheads put together. She makes her statement by crossing boundaries which sends tongues wagging. Does have her blonde moments though, but she is always the first to do what is right even if nobody else is doing so. Sue Allen should be a pin-up poster girl on every man's garage wall.
William: "Did you watch the news this morning, this drop dead gorgeous girl streaked at Depeche Modes concert last night"
Vincent: "I sure did, she should be a burlesque exotic dancer mate, she's absolutely beautiful, what was her name?"
William: "Sue Allen"
Vincent: "I sure did, she should be a burlesque exotic dancer mate, she's absolutely beautiful, what was her name?"
William: "Sue Allen"
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Meet!!!!!!!, she always makes you smile and cares about everyone, zoe Allen puts her friends and family first and anyone to ever meet Zoe Allen is a very lucky person. Zoe Allen has such an amazing smile and is so beautiful on the inside and out , zoe allen is one of those people you always wanna be around. Even when she is upset she still is so adorable, zoe allen overall is just a special person to everyone that gets to know her and everyone loves her for her .
by Ari.B123 April 21, 2018
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