Edgar Allen Hoe 

A prostitute who has a major in poetry

I love my Edgar Allen Hoe

Edgar Allen Hoe by SBD2042 February 6, 2020

Tim Allen 

see fubar

Tim Allen is fubar.

Tim Allen by Jeremy June 9, 2004

lily allen 

A singer/songwriter whos songs are rather catchy but are built on the assumption that she is all "street" and experienced hard times on the streets when in reality she was raised among the rich and famous in the UK.

Person 1 : "Lily Allens' songs are pretty damn catchy"

Person 2 : "Yeah but her stories are fake"

lily allen by Moichido September 23, 2008

Tim Allen Hammer 

A hammer signed by Tim Allen. Used to fix Cam's porch, and kill kids from Carrick. "I wish you wouldda got me a Tim Allen Sledgehammer." Put in carpenter pants hammer hole.

I got a Tim Allen Hammer! Ahhhhhhhuhhhhhh. They gonna see Tim Allen on the hammer and they'll be like ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Tim Allen Hammer by Eskimoman76 April 16, 2004

Lily Allen 

Annoying, loudmouth singer. Halfway decent songs but she's obnoxious otherwise. Terrible crap live show. She pretends to be street but was raised in a big mansion in Britain with rich kids. Unfairly got to sing with Joe Strummer once before he died. Talks too much. Does not seem to care much about her own music.

Lily Allen: I HATE EVERYTHING! OH LOOK WHAT A FEMINIST I AM! I WRITE SONGS!

Me: Yeah. So do Alanis Morrisette and Stevie Nicks. And they aren't as annoying as you. Good songs, though.

Lily Allen by Wendy Weissman April 15, 2007

edgar allen poe 

Edgar Allen Poe was the first official goth known to existance. He was so depressed, he almost ripped out his spline. yeessss

Edgar Allen poe is my idol, because he is a depressed idiot.

edgar allen poe by shkiphkles October 5, 2005

Frank in the allen 

The act of fucking a girl in the ass but using code words to describe it.

Hey Ma....I gave my bicth a Frank in The Allen....What you think bout that?

Frank in the allen by PENIS LOVER December 27, 2005