When you find a hot, seemingly normal but soon to be (or already) homeless girl, move her in with you, knock her up and then wish you were dead because it was a horrible fucking idea to begin with.
by Sideshow Carl September 18, 2019
Get the An Alexismug. This person is beautiful on the inside and out. She has the most beautiful smile but doesn’t think so. She has long beautiful mermaid hair. She is super outgoing and approachable. Saying she procrastinates is an understatement. She has a fantastic sense of style. But she may come off as odd because of her love for faeries. She is super bright without even having to try. Anyone would be super lucky to have an Alexi in their life!
by reggin$$ May 27, 2020
Get the Aleximug. by There’s nothing wrong July 27, 2018
Get the Aleximug. If a woman occupies a space long enough the probability that she puts script on the wall slowly approaches 100%.
My girl has only been staying here a month and she already took down my posters and put up a live love laugh sign.
Bro, Alexis' Law applies even when she doesn't pay rent.
Bro, Alexis' Law applies even when she doesn't pay rent.
by Dee34673 May 5, 2021
Get the Alexis' Lawmug. by pornlover1221123 March 28, 2017
Get the alexis langmug. Oh , Alexis . Where do I start ? She is funny , beautiful , caring , but has a attitude if u put her in one . She has the most amazing smile and will make your day just looking at her . She’s smart but makes mistakes . She can blow you away in just a day . Spending time with her makes you happy . She’s the best you’ll ever have ❤️
by shayshay@ts September 20, 2019
Get the alexis ❤️mug. Alexis usually has blond hair and blue eyes. Although she carries a bunch of drama where ever she goes. she is horrible at basketball, volleyball, and cheer. and i’m sure she didn’t even make the cheer team, if she even tried out. but she is very caring for others, and sometimes kind. she is ungrateful and greedy.
person 1“hey man, look at that girl. she’s pretty cute”
person 2 “nah man, that’s and Alexis. she’s ungrateful and really bad at sports”
person 1 “oh never mind then”
person 2 “nah man, that’s and Alexis. she’s ungrateful and really bad at sports”
person 1 “oh never mind then”
by a person 503 December 26, 2019
Get the alexismug.