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Alberte

The best person you'll ever meet. She loves space and dreams about going there sometime.

She's always there for you if you feel down, and she has the kindest heart. She want's the best for everyone.
If you ever meet an Alberte, you'll have a friend for life.
Person 1: Alberte is such a sweetheart
Person 2: Ikr, she's such a cutie
by Kiwi0300 March 25, 2018
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To Albert, something means to sit on them and break them
Why did you Albert my computer?
by help28 August 17, 2022
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Alberte

"Alberte" is a person that is really sweet but at the same time a little angry girl. At one moment she is tearing your skin off and the next she's saying how much she likes you.
She's acting like Alberte

Chill, you're beginning to act like Alberte
by Aggressive bitch November 20, 2016
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In 1945 Einstein came up with the idea to start jerking off before a presentation to clear his mind. It can also be used for students when they are taking a test to help figure out the answer
Dude I just used the Albert Einstein's Ejaculate Equation on that test and made a 100
by 1092616252616 October 19, 2025
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albert is my loml
by estasiii November 27, 2021
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Albert is BAD

Albert is SO BAD, He's literally just bad.
Do you see that person there failing to throw a cup into the trash can? That's Albert, Because Albert is BAD.
by [Echo] May 30, 2022
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Racist Albert

This is a rare species of racist people that are too big for there boots and need to fix there attitude they also need karma to hit them one day very soon
by We hate racist Albert November 21, 2020
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