Agent 47

A fictional baldheaded hitman from the video game series “Hitman”. He is known by 3 names “Agent 47”, “The Apex Predator”, and “Tobias Rieper”, and I also believe he is a gayfuck

Frank: Yoo dawg, I just hired this bald-ass hitman for my shit

Tyrone: Why the fuck would you hire a fucking bald hitman

Frank: Cause that bald freak is Agent 47 yoooo

Tyrone: I dont give a fuck *n-word*

by GreekxJewsxChechensxSiamese November 6, 2025

Agent 32

Someone who is an absolute cock-block. An anti-wingman.

Everything was going well with her until Agent 32 showed up!

by Graxxly January 6, 2026

negative agent Z

007 style killer... unbeatable

see sof2

by Sacrilicious September 13, 2003

Soviet_Agent

A total asshole, Faggot in Clan Soviet
Aka Daniel M.
Celebrity in the Starcraft Community

Man, Fuck Soviet_Agent, he never comes on bnet.

by JoJo233 October 18, 2008

Wishful Agentism

The self-attained thought that occurs upon watching an action film and believing that you could emulate them lead character.
The films in question are ones in which one protagonist is going solo against the rest of the world (eg. The Bourne Trilogy, Shooter, Taken) whether that be the government, the law or the given enemy.
Effects can be long lasting.

Your friend: Man, you should not be getting in this deep.
You: Don't worry, I know how to run from the police.
Your friend: No you don't, you've just got wishful agentism.

by groovybill October 21, 2010

Free Agent Fuck

First sexual intercourse after ending it with your significant other. Done primarily to reaffirm that you are still in the game and a one-time pass to engage in guilt-free, no-strings-attached indulgence of your primal desires with someone who would otherwise be socially off-limits.

"My old gal-pal Bobbie came over and banged my brains out last night. Don't think she's looking for a relationship though. She just broke up with her boyfriend. so it was probably her Free Agent Fuck."

by Zarathud September 10, 2012

TDS Agent

Some one who is part of the Trump Deportation Society

That TDS Agent deported Jose

by agtfrhyjk;o March 7, 2019