Aaron Stretches

A stretch one performs prior to masturbation to prevent awful forearm cramps. Also called Rene Stretches.

Wow, I pulled a muscle wanking it last night... I should have done some Aaron Stretches first!

by Sir Uncealot May 8, 2008

acorn cougar

noun.

an older woman who only fuck men that look like little boys.

Meg likes to make we wear a bib before she acorn cougars me.

by B. Dang January 7, 2010

Achonce

An odd type of species that originates from the name of Ashley. It is the Alter ego of the Ashley which is created by the split personality. The Achonce can be a vile creature which annoys many and has a tendency to show up places unexpectedly like a shadow. It also does not have a gender because it is so mysterious. The Achonce also likes to talk to its self on the computer. When it is not chatting about the meaning in life the Achonce possesses the Ashley and wreaks havoc on innocent beings by talking to them at the same time. The Achonce loves to make people uncomfortable and thrives off embarassement. Most believe it is just the Ashley playing an evil joke but really it is the Achonce using its mind control on Ashley. Achonce is also deeply in love with :putnam: the stupid face book smiley that nobody seems to know why he is there. The Achonce keeps believes in keeping shrines and keeps a shrine of putnam.

1. You embarass me way too much, are you sure your not an achonce?

2. Is it a guy or girl ? It must be an achonce!

3. Why dont you play a joke and pull an achonce?

by Vicky is awesome March 17, 2010

Aaron Phelps

Friend of yours most likely to use the phrase "Mossy Oak bro!"

SSG Phillips: "hey, I'll probably just be in BDU's when we go hunting."

Aaron Phelps: "BDU's?!..., MOSSY OAK BRO!"

by Kwillson October 31, 2013

aaron springhart

Aaron Springhart is a male born July 17, 1992. He is from the genealogy line of old soul ancient gods. Also a known G in his time. Those that mean the most to him are his woman. $pring<3

Q) Aaron Springhart
A) Male First And Last Name

by TheHurleyDog January 22, 2014

Aaron Dysinger

This word means that someone is so plagued by Autism that IT spends your money like no other and has impulsive desires to visit Stock Yard City.

That guy looks like Aaron Dysinger!

by SSJG_DeathGod65 October 16, 2017

aaron queermicheal

A person who has the biggest of gays and will probably end up sucking your toes

Hey Aaron Queermicheal go suck a toe

by Toe sucker696969 February 19, 2018