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aaron

Hi aaron. I made aaron in the toilet.
by porkey poo February 4, 2009
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aaronize

when, in an attempt to improve a project or assignment, one continually makes said project worse until it fails horribly, attempting and failing to correct each new problem created by aaronizing
I'm gonna make this project better!

Oh, no. He's gonna aaronize this...
by sexmaster6969 November 21, 2011
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aaronitis

The effects of being loved by a great guy named Aaron.
And I didn't know there was such a thing but I think I'm suffering from Aaronitis
by Katybadass August 21, 2016
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aaron

Aaron is the ugliest species known to men.
Aaron's are usually too skinny and afraid of girls. They pretend to like girls to fit in, but they really are cock fuckers.
Aaron's love cock, expecially hairy cock. Aaron's will date you then fuck a really ugly guy and then tell you about it.
Alysha: *sobs* My boyfriend just called me to tell me he fucked an ugly guy.
Cynthia: *laughs* Lemme guess. His name is Aaron?
by thecynthiaa October 9, 2008
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aaron

A person that regularly talks about cats, and has the power to make anything cool sound totally fucken gay if he says it. he also interupts other peoples conversations just so he can say a stupid ass joke that sucks dick. for more information on this person, type "ass carrot" in urban dictionary.
guy 1: did u hear mw3 is coming out tonight? Guy 2: yeah. im gonna go grab it tonight. i got it preordered. aaron: i dont like call of duty, i like portal, especially chapter 10 in the game, because it reminds me of my cat. guy 1: shut the fuck up, dick breath.
by tastytacofridaysinmyass November 7, 2011
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Aaron

the length of skin between a mans anus and his scrotum.
gay man 1 - my boyfriends Aaron is freakin huge and nasty!

homo man 2 - dude, huge Aarons are so nasty. thats why theyre always so small.
by harrowed March 15, 2009
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aaron

An aaron is a dirty ass slut, and a pedo lover. It always carries a dildo, and it likes to suck and bite on it with its yellow teeth.

His head is in the shape of a man's penis
Guy : OMG ! That guy is biting a dildo. He's such an aaron!

Person 1 'My friend is such an aaron.'
Person 2 : 'Really ? I slept with him last night'

Guy 'Your brother is a real aaron. His head is shaped like my dad's penis'
by WazzuuMan2 January 24, 2011
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