Alex

The slimiest mfs on the planet. Alex's love hentai and are very exclusive with the cocks they suck. Even though they have very low standards, they somehow manage to be the lowest of the low, scurrying around as the lowest dregs of society. They love looking at porn in public and are surprisingly proud about being degenerates.

Many of them blame their faults on their lack of a father and furthermore turn to anime to stir up the smallest of emotions in their cold dead hearts.
Person: Aye bro Alex whatchu doing in the back of the class?
Alex: Mf I'm reading hentai what else do you think I would be doing?
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Alex is so amazing Yea obviously it’s Alex
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Someone who does not know the word failure, he can destroy you in everything you challenge him to. He also has a massive cock(25-30 inches)
NNN God: Have you failed No Nut November Yet?
Alex: Failure disgusts me
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A man who is quite handsome but also looks like a dork they intend of doing good things for people but it doesn’t always come off that way to others .. they can be quite critical. They have a HUGE heart with pure intentions.. Well they at least try to.
They try their best but ends up fucking shit up. “Damn Alex bought you a deodorant”.. thanks but your basically saying I smell like shit”
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Alex, the short name for Alexander. Alexs are...not dumb, they are athletic, kind, weird, cute and good friends. They always bring a smile themselves and can put them on other people’s faces. They are just AWESOME!
I was talking to Alex today and he was so sweet.
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Last night I had sex with Alex he is the ultimate shagger
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my fucking best friend. smort, kind, goofy, and rlly kind. everyone needs an alex
ALEX U FUCKING DICK!!
a: WHAT?! IM SAVING A DUCK WTF
oh ok :) don't get hurt tho
a: ok ok :))
by the private life March 18, 2021
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