Alcoholic

A person addicted to alcoholic beverages... Maybe a little too addicted.

Guy: Where are you going?
Alcoholic: To take a shower.
Guy: With a beer?
Alcoholic: Why not?
Guy: No one does that.
Alcoholic: I do.

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

Alcohol

The lube I use to slide through the hairy, frigid crevices of the big gapping asshole called life.

At least wine and dine me up with some drug store alcohol before you come home and fuck me, trynna tell me my cat just died.

by PopeReagan April 16, 2017

alcohol

Is used to drink and for hospital uses.

Wow i drink ethyl alcohol so strong!!!!!

by Relevance334 February 10, 2022

alcohol

a crystaline substance found everywhere after your fairy godmother is around.

howed this alcohol get here, its 100%

by Cody5050 November 15, 2020

Alcohol

a)A brew that helps white people dance.

b)What gets people through the day.

I really need some alcohol.

by SwaggerBoyFoLifeFoReal July 25, 2016

Alcoholic

People who drink, but tend to take it a little too far and a little too often. These people are often fun to be around when they are drinking.

That ultimate frisbee team is full of alcoholics. Not those two jacked guys though, they're chill, and definitely not alcoholics.

by NOT Austicakes November 20, 2023

Alcoholic

Someone named Hannah who can’t go without a drink even at a funeral it’s giving Frank Gallagher

drinking in church is just like the vibe

No that’s an alcoholic Hannah

by Frank Gallagher 2.0 July 26, 2025