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Alcohol Provision Act

A national legislation established in Canada in 1964 that prohibits the sale of any alcohol products on every Tuesday of the week. All bars must legally remain closed to pay tribute and remembrance to the lives of Mounties past.
Don't road trip to Canada on a Tuesday because the Alcohol Provision Act says you can't drink.
by CanadianExpert May 26, 2014
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Alcoholic Gummi Bear

A term of endearment and/or? insult that the favorite manager at your regular bar calls you in an attempt to compliment and/or? put you down. You should probably just take it as a compliment and move on with your night.
"It tastes like an alcoholic gummi bear"
"Kind of like her."
"What?!"
by Misharita October 15, 2014
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anal alcohol

The act of jamming alcohol into you butthole!
Wow my bum sure is drunk thanks to anal alcohol
by CarlosSpiceyWiener December 4, 2016
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Alcoholic

When Tim and Jacob are trying to get drunk on a monday
You alcoholic turkey Pipers want to get drunk on a Monday
by Turkeypipe, alcoholic, turkey December 5, 2016
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alcohol date

A variant of the coffee date
The kind of date you take someone on if you're not sure if they would agree to having sex together.

It's well known that alcohol clouds judgement.
An analogy of this would be that alcohol dates are to real dates what using candy to bait children is to actually letting your own kids get in the van by themselves.
"Do you think you're gonna score tonight with Julia?"
"Not really. I'll probably make an alcohol date out of it."
"Good idea, just make sure she has enough alcohol in her body before you start making advances. Wouldn't want you to get sued again like last time."
by Nobelus December 23, 2016
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Undercover alcoholic

by Theradgeorge December 5, 2015
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abolish alcohol august

Abolish august alcohol is the ultimate challange for alcoholics and eastern europeans
Rules:No alcohol its simple

Plecase dad just stop drinking
Is that russian guy in abolish alcohol august?
by Ani gucci November 7, 2018
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