safety shaft

A safety shaft is an alternative to a car seat. All you need is a dick and a bit of motivation. When there is no seat available, head for your safety shaft.

Where do I sit?
Use my safety shaft!

by Christinesavoie June 29, 2019

Shaft Handler

A highly skilled Bar/Pick-up hockey player.

Man! Toms a real Shaft Handler.

by PatsMySon October 4, 2018

Shaft noggen

A name you give a person so u can insult them when a teacher/authoritative figure is in the area.

Hey shaft noggen get over here.

by Grubby5555 August 6, 2016

Shaft

A mans and maybe a woman’s(hope not) private under there shorts that can get hard when they see something they like

Bro my shaft just got so hard when I looked at a picture of queen Elizabeth

by Chance_larger06 June 23, 2019

Wombulator Shaft

The mythical, most important part, and cause of all inexplicable failures, in any complex mechanical system, from an automobile to a starship.

Yep, you definitely snapped your wombulator shaft. That's not gonna cheap.

by opposito June 23, 2017

Shaft of Damocles

A device for smoking marijuana that is made by cutting off the end of a wiffle ball bat, poking a hole in the side, and inserting an aluminum foil bowl into the hole. The bowl is then lit, and the end is covered, allowing the shaft to fill with smoke. It is then inhaled from the base of the bat.

We hit the shaft of damocles last night. Cost us $2 and hits like no other.

by Dylan and Alex July 20, 2008

e-Shaft

When someone forwards an email, meant for their eyes only, to a third party who is then pissed off at the author of said email. The author is then e-shafted.

Billy, why did you forward that email to the boss? You really e-shafted me!

by sirdalius May 13, 2011