Shafting

When one absolutely obliterates their pants with shit, usually when dealing with food poisoning

"Britta, where are you? You weren't in second period?"
"I'm shafting my pants so bad right now."

by Heeheeheeeeeeee June 9, 2023

shaft dip

When someone enters their hang into some warm curtains.

"I gave that bitch the vertical shaft dip" -Me

by Large Hang October 22, 2009

shafting your doxie

Having casual sex with your favorite fuck-buddy.

Hey Mate, I heard you spent last night shafting your doxie.

by Bilgerat984 July 27, 2023

Shaft sister

When two or more girls have hooked up with the same guy

Girl 1: "I hooked uo with Brian last week"
Girl 2: "So did I! Now we are shaft sisters girll"
Girl 1: "PERIODT"

by badbitch123456 January 30, 2021

Shafted

(verb) to be shafted; used to describe being royally fucked up by life. Also, it can be used to describe being getting physically or mentally beaten up.

Have you seen her luck recently? Yeah, ever since her breakup, she's been getting absolutely shafted.

by soujaboi_69 July 5, 2020

Dick shaft

Being a little worse than a dickhead

That guy is a Dick shaft

by therealguy22 April 30, 2024

wet shaft

When someone licks their finger like a wet Willy but sticks it down a man’s urethra.

Jerry “Yo he’s naked in the shower sleeping give him a wet shaft”

Danial “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

by Ryguy18287491 September 22, 2022