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aloe shower

The liberal surprise application of Aloe Vera scented baby oil during a sexual act.
I've ruined my sheets because I aloe showered some hussy last night.
by H-Dawggg February 2, 2014
mugGet the aloe showermug.

shower technique

when u take a shit but it's one of those ones where you wipe and it just never stops so you gotta squat in the shower and spray ur asshole to get rid of the poo
bro i used half a roll of toilet paper and this shit won't stop, gotta do the shower technique
by mu ying October 4, 2020
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Shower jousting

a shower joust is where two guys are taking a shower and decide to joust with their wet penises
man 1: hey wanna shower joust together no homo man2: sure man shower jousting sounds fun no homo
by papa spaghettios June 6, 2018
mugGet the Shower joustingmug.

goldman shower

When the Finacial Giant Goldman-Sachs posses away everyone’s retirement and homes .
Dude, I was riding high when I got hit by a “Goldman Shower” and I lost everything, but then , Urine is sterile I guess .
by Thebassland September 14, 2019
mugGet the goldman showermug.

Bushi Shower

In combat, being covered in another persons blood. Usually refered to as being covered in the enemies blood.
Defending myself from a mugger I recieved a Bushi Shower when I used his knife against him
by San Yama Mikeo July 6, 2009
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Shower Snacking

While your in a rush, you combine eating and showering. Therefore your snacking while taking a shower.
Andy: "Hey robby! Your going to be late for work"
Robby: "Nope. I'm going to be saving time while shower snacking!"
by Anarcee October 8, 2011
mugGet the Shower Snackingmug.

Shower Skin

When You Take A Shower And Your Skin Gets Tight
Thus Making You Look Better And More Cut
G: Did You See Franky?
G: Omg He Looked All Sexy
B: He Has Shower Skin
G: Oh...Still <3
by OhemgeeNachoz February 23, 2011
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