Birthday Jerk

Someone who feels an excessive amount of entitlement on their birthday.
"Let me have the remote, it's my birthday."

"So what? You were born. So was everybody, birthday jerk."
by PlaidAndSubtract January 03, 2013
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Cloud-Jerking

The act of jerking off to memory rather than pornographic material.
Jared: man, ever since net neutrality was appealed, I've been Cloud-Jerking to children all day.
Bob: That's sick, as a responsible citizen, I will notify police of your actions.
Jared: Bro, I was just playing, I was jerking off to the illegal pornography on my laptop.
Bob: reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

*epilepsy*
by BlurryMcFlurry March 13, 2018
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Soap jerking

Using soap in the shower or bath as lube to masturbate with.
My friends dad caught me soap jerking in their shower.
by MA BIGGEST MISTAKE YET December 23, 2016
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The National Jerk

Someone so hated by the nation that he could possibly be the jerk of the nation.

Some person who is so much of a jerk that they could represent the nation in a competiton to determine the worlds biggest jerk.
"So hated by the nation.. they dubbed him - The National Jerk"

"Wow man.. that guy was a national jerk.."

Phone Call: "Man what an asshole... that guy's going to nationals..."
by Jezzakanezza April 08, 2011
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python jerk

A sexual position where the man's testicles are inserted into the anus of his parter in lieu of anal beads.
Last night i put her face down and ass up and gave her the python jerk.
by Chew Skeeter July 22, 2023
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shirk jerk

A way of neck-fucking someone by having them shrug their shoulder whilst you slide your dick in the space between the shoulder and side of head.

For when you get a kink in your neck.
Alexis Texas, if it doesn’t feel good, why would you still want to shirk jerk me?
by yabig March 03, 2020
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smirk jerk

An person who frequently fakes a smile with an arrogant, smug attitude.
Rachel is such a smirk jerk! She always gives me that same smug look every time I screw something up.
by zeus64 March 27, 2011
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