"Let me have the remote, it's my birthday."
"So what? You were born. So was everybody, birthday jerk."
"So what? You were born. So was everybody, birthday jerk."
by PlaidAndSubtract January 03, 2013
Jared: man, ever since net neutrality was appealed, I've been Cloud-Jerking to children all day.
Bob: That's sick, as a responsible citizen, I will notify police of your actions.
Jared: Bro, I was just playing, I was jerking off to the illegal pornography on my laptop.
Bob: reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*epilepsy*
Bob: That's sick, as a responsible citizen, I will notify police of your actions.
Jared: Bro, I was just playing, I was jerking off to the illegal pornography on my laptop.
Bob: reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*epilepsy*
by BlurryMcFlurry March 13, 2018
by MA BIGGEST MISTAKE YET December 23, 2016
Someone so hated by the nation that he could possibly be the jerk of the nation.
Some person who is so much of a jerk that they could represent the nation in a competiton to determine the worlds biggest jerk.
Some person who is so much of a jerk that they could represent the nation in a competiton to determine the worlds biggest jerk.
"So hated by the nation.. they dubbed him - The National Jerk"
"Wow man.. that guy was a national jerk.."
Phone Call: "Man what an asshole... that guy's going to nationals..."
"Wow man.. that guy was a national jerk.."
Phone Call: "Man what an asshole... that guy's going to nationals..."
by Jezzakanezza April 08, 2011
A sexual position where the man's testicles are inserted into the anus of his parter in lieu of anal beads.
by Chew Skeeter July 22, 2023
A way of neck-fucking someone by having them shrug their shoulder whilst you slide your dick in the space between the shoulder and side of head.
For when you get a kink in your neck.
For when you get a kink in your neck.
by yabig March 03, 2020
Rachel is such a smirk jerk! She always gives me that same smug look every time I screw something up.
by zeus64 March 27, 2011