elise's dildo

A big pink dildo that Elise owns, basically elise's dildo

"Damn I see a big pink dildo there!" "oh... thatæs elise's dildo"

by Pussydestroya February 3, 2017

dildo tent

The bulge that occurs when a woman wears a strap-on dildo with pants on.

Did you see Rita's dildo tent? She's got more bulge than half the guys I know.

by ronaldomoon March 26, 2012

Homemade Dildo

if you have a bf and you want to leave him but you really like his penis, cut his penis off and glue it to some stress balls.

woman 1: hey, how is sex with your boyfriend?
woman 2: oh I dumped him, but this homemade dildo is great!

by 0inker September 14, 2023

dildo lunch

The act of deep throating a dildo in a car on ones lunch break...

Look up dildo lunch on YouTube and click "DILDO FOR LUNCH?"

And also look at the second video below 😎 😁

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by (ANDRETHAPROPHET) December 25, 2015

Apple Dildo

A dildo thats made for apples

Your an apple dildo

by MA MA Beer December 13, 2016

Dildo bash

A guy with 1000000 dildos

I'm a dildo bash!

by Imthepugster. August 8, 2016

dildo farmer

Any woman whose man hands, thick wrists, and powerful forearms lead one to suspect that she is probably a lesbian. The expression dates from the 19th century, when dildos were often made from root vegetables such as carrots or turnips.

Alex: Dude, check the dirty fingernails on that dildo farmer!
Graham: Don't be disrespectful man, she's certified organic.

by recorderspit January 8, 2015