Beer Dad

The male equivalent of a Wine Mom. Beer Dads are typically overweight, middle-aged men. They enjoy watching sports, grilling, admiring/fixing cars, and drinking beer.

Beer Dads are either intensely annoyed or amused with the Vodka Aunt, and are always disapproving of the Weed Cousin.

Wine Mom: “Oh, you’ll find Paul out in the yard grilling with the other Beer Dads”

by Lumber Dave January 5, 2019

johns dad

‘Johns dad’ is a common saying for anyone who part takes in the noncing of children, mainly their own son.

Any random bald man over 50 could be called a ‘Johns dad’ also.

Person 1: who’s that bald man there?

Person 2: It must be Johns dad

by ILoveYouJohn August 26, 2018

Party Dad

Frank Iero. That’s it.

Dude 1: Name a party dad
Dude 2: Frank Iero. Literally it says it in his Twitter.

by FallingKillJoyAtTheDisco May 19, 2018

buffet dad

Someone who has to take a shit immediately after consuming a meal.

"Welp, time to go drop the kids off at the pool" is a common exclamation of a dad after going hard at an all-you-can-eat buffet. Hence he is a buffet dad.

by Buffet Father April 3, 2019

dad legend

A term used primarily by video game communities to describe a highest rank or achievement attainable by someone with familial responsibilities, usually in a given time period.

"Even with working overtime and the kids getting sick, I still had time to hit dad legend this month."

by MrBlanston September 19, 2017

Limpbeat Dad

A father who provides inadequate support and then wants to be praised, despite his ample shortcomings. This leaves everyone involved frustrated, annoyed, and unsatisfied.

Andres wanted everyone to think he was a good dad, but he only supported his kids enough to be considered a limpbeat dad.

by Birthday month January 31, 2020

Dad Gun

The older version of a firearm.

Not a real term.

"Yes, Dad Gun means the older version of a firearm. It's a real term."

by sneedemfeedem October 20, 2021