Choked the can

Plugged the toilet.

You choked the can again? Dude, you need to get more fiber in your diet.

by MikeInMKE November 16, 2013

Schrödinger's Can

A beverage can that has been open for days and may or may not have a bug in it. You can't see into the can to get a clear answer, therefore the can simultaneously does and doesn't have a bug in it until you pour out the whole thing and see for yourself.

"I wouldn't drink that, man. It's been out for a while. It's a real Schrödinger's can at this point."

by BoredCollegeKid April 6, 2016

Two cans

An abundance of. Many. LOTS!

Robert - it smells like two cans
Mandy - two cans?
Robert - TWO CANS OF BOUNCE DAT ASS!

by Femme boy October 15, 2020

Can of Poop

When someone has a raunchy ass fart (preferably warm and must be odor filled), cups their hand over their ass, and catchs this bundle of joy. Your next move takes precise timing as you only have seconds to deliver this devastating smell by cupping your hand over the victims nose and/or mouth while stating "Can of Poop!"

My day was shattered when someone ahole decided to give me a Can of Poop.

by RedDragonBucket May 22, 2011

aids in a can

just another way of saying something is very stupid or unfair.

The thing Jackson did to Ladick was aids in a can.

by coolio16 November 5, 2018

Canned Coochie

Canned Coochie is Cheap Coochie also Just Coochie in a Can.

ALL LESBIANS ARE SWEATING ;)))))))))))) DRIP DRIP WET WET

"I like Canned Coochie."

"Really? Same."
"HANNAH SWEETY LISTEN TO ME."

by Hannahpleaseloveme June 9, 2019

can shooter

an excessively powerful gun that has no real hunting purpose is often justified by being called a can shooter.

"what in the world are you gonna use that m-4 with a hundred round drum for?"

"well it's a can shooter obviously!!"

"wtf?"

"Afri-cans, Mexi-cans, Puerto ri-cans!!"

"stupid racist mall ninja"

by g3 4 me May 8, 2010