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handle bender

A bowel movement involving extreme constipation/straining requiring a person to grip imaginary or real handles on either side of the toilet. The result is bent verticle steel handles due to the upward pull/force applied to them.
You were just in the bathroom for 10 minutes, that must have been a handle bender!
by drummer0 August 5, 2014
mugGet the handle bendermug.

goin on a board bender

this practice is done by accumulating a planets worth of drugs (preferably a mixture of stimulants and opiates) then staying up all night doing things on your computer that the nsa would not approve of
"hey tom theres this data server ive been lookin at no ones used it years, u wanna hit it?" "george, i see us goin on a board bender in our future" "maaaayyyybe but by brother never takes his adderall, were good"
by 5ende73ender January 7, 2017
mugGet the goin on a board bendermug.

Bender

To drink an excessive amount / “be bent” , without sleeping for over 24 hours.
Preferably 5-6 days.

- If you tell or flaunt about being on a bender you are automatically so so so so so lonely and need to consider death
1 - “Oi Bree you stupid cunt let’s go onna bender”

2 - “Bro that bender last weekend fucked me up”
by YaDaddysCum January 27, 2019
mugGet the Bendermug.

bulldozing bender

When an individual over indulges in alcohol (ie fireball) at a social event such as a wedding and proceeds to knock over unsuspecting bridesmaids during a bouquet toss. He or she must also successfully get others equally as drunk by forcing shots and making drinks.
It isn't a party until bulldozing bender is there.
by Benderoo June 15, 2014
mugGet the bulldozing bendermug.

Sausage Bender

A male super hero power born in March. This sexy male specimen can bend their sausage during sexual intercourse. Usually very rare, and desired by women wanting g-spot stimulation.
1. Emma was very impressed with Tom’s sausage Bender.

2. I once went to a taboo party, my sausage bender was a great hit.

3. Jane had a friend once, he was a real sausage bender.
by Arockstar4life May 28, 2018
mugGet the Sausage Bendermug.

Bender neutral

A heterosexual person who has no interest whatever in LGBT matters
I am entirely bender neutral when it comes to matters of LGBT concern.
by Monoculi February 13, 2023
mugGet the Bender neutralmug.

Bender

The act of being the opposite to straight.

Aka: loving the same gender as your gender
“Sam from down the road is the biggest bender I have ever seen”
by Shhhh u nerd July 11, 2021
mugGet the Bendermug.

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