reverse alabama hot pocket

the art of separating the vagina lips and taking a shot gun shit inside, then eating the girl out.

Stingray decided instead of A regular Alabama hot pocket he would take it to the next level with a reverse Alabama hot pocket

by 420noscopingswagfag November 18, 2014

Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of shoving food into a female's vagina or a male's ass, sitting so the groin and crotch becomes warm, then removing the food and feeding it to another or consuming yourself.

Bro, it is so hot outside but this pizza is cold.
Dude, just Alabama Hot Pocket it and you'll be fine.

by OpieTaylor November 2, 2011

New York hot pocket

Where a girl lays on her back with legs behind her head with her vag open. A guy opens her up and stuffs his balls in her (like two fallafel balls in a pita pocket) and then another guys blows his load on said balls (like tahini paste). For this to be truly kosher meal both guys must have been snipped (and have big stupid beards)

Everyone raise a glass, I'd like to thank our hosts, Bartholomew and Kitty for putting on the most splendid New York Hot Pocket we've ever seen.

by The Fertilizer March 23, 2010

New Delhi Hot Pocket

Similar to the sexual act of the Alabama Hot Pocket, except the recipient is a woman pooping on the streets and then a man approaches her and rapes her with the poop still inside the ass.
Source:
George, Rose. “Open Defecation in India Can Lead to Rape. Now, Women Are Demanding Toilets.” The Huffington Post, TheHuffingtonPost.com, 30 July 2016, www.huffingtonpost.com/rose-george/open-defecation-india_b_7898834.html.

Nabhya was constipated because of the fear of Nathaniel Sawant giving her a New Delhi Hot Pocket while she is vulnerable.

by vanilaBean June 24, 2018

San Francisco Hot Pocket

a moonbounce full of baby oil and gay men; orgy

-You see that san francisco hot pocket at the party last night?
--eww, gross

by Choesly420 May 5, 2011

Cheesy Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of shitting inside of your partner's vagina while she has a yeast infection, then mercilessly fucking the shit out of her (Literally)
Variations include:
Vanilla Alabama Hot Pocket, Also can be combined with the Dirty Sanchez (depending on how fucking sick you are), Alabama Hot Pocket de Italiano

That bitch don't wash her pussy so I gave her a cheesy Alabama Hot Pocket.

by Frankie-Four-Fingers November 4, 2007

The hot pocket effect™

The hot pocket effect™ is when an item (most commonly food or a common example is a hot pocket) is heated up in a microwave or with microwaves and the outer rim of said food is super hot and the middle of said food is cold and not cooked at all.

My left overs experienced the hot pocket effect™ when I was trying to heat them up

by Doomguy44 September 14, 2018