russian roll

A variation of rickrolling where a user is tricked into viewing Eduard Khil's creepy vocalise performance from an old Soviet-era TV show.

P1: Hey P1, check out this sweet CoD7 trailer...
P2: WTF? This guy's creepy. (catchy though...)
P1: Haha, you've been russian rolled!

by sarysa March 6, 2010

Russian Milkshake

The act of having a female forcefully shove one of her boobs into a man's anus until lactation occurs.

1. "Dude, I got Susan to give me a Russian Milkshake last night! Best night ever!"

2. "Betty gave Russian Milkshakes to like five guys last night, what a skank. And you wouldn't believe how much milk I had to clean up!"

3. I had to cancel my colonoscopy because Sarah Russian Milkshaked me so hard last night.

by CreativeSex69 March 22, 2011

russian slap

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

by King of 142 October 18, 2004

Russian Tug

The act of pulling your genitals in a downward motion to increase the size of your penis, during cold conditions (i.e. that of the russians) before a sexual act is performed.

Mate that "russian tug" made me look like a monster
seventeen girls all gathered round when i pulled the russian

by Francouis Steyn March 5, 2009

russian girls

The hottest type of girl In the whole univerese usually coming from ukraine.

You are like a Russian girls

.

by TheRagingMidget March 21, 2017

Russian Piledriver

a standing "69" with the women facing down. Then right before the man blows his load, he sits down. like a pile driver. the end result best case scenario is a very delightfull orgasm and the girl swallowed. Worst case scenario, an unconsious women, with sperm everywhere.

Man, i gave her the russian piledriver last night.

And?

She was pissed.

by german sniper January 9, 2008

Russian skommel

Originating in Woodstock, Cape Town, South Africa, skommel as already defined, means in this case to masturbate and a Russian skommel is therefore a tit-fuck, or tit-wank.

A chick needs big tits to give you a good Russian skommel

by chopwet March 16, 2009