llama mouth

When a person is stuck in a yucky situation in which their mouth is dried and sticky.

I can't believe that poor girl had to go through that thirty minute make-out session with that boy, i heard he had mad llama mouth!

by TeheheheHAHAxx March 14, 2010

Llama Toe

The same thing as a camel toe, only it spits.

After hours and hours of hot sticky sex, I blew a monster load in my girlfriend. Her llama toe made it look like she peed her pants

by David M Ross November 9, 2010

Squinting Llama

When you phone up a sexline in a phone box, and leave the phone off the hook while 2 people, members of opposite or same sex, have sex in the telephone box. Sign of best squinting llama's is when the windows steam up.

Jonny: Mate, I squinting llama-ed this babe last night. We got so hot that the windows steamed up. It was like an erotic dream I once had.

by fuckyeah1234567889 March 21, 2009

Pervy Llama

An exceptionally perverted person.

Shawn is such a Pervy Llama

by naks88 February 13, 2014

llama crawl

To scratch your butt and rub against the floor to relieve pelvic itching at the same time. Very difficult to perform effectively and requiring strong back muscles.

"Whoa did you see John llama crawling in the other room?"
"Yeah! That shit was impressive"
"Right?"

by FrooFroos July 6, 2014

llama neck

When your partner gives oral sex and goes all the way down.

"Yo dis bitch was giving me that Llama neck last night and made my asshole clap"

by Ben Dover Hoar July 14, 2014

llama loof

when a boy shits a turd so large all the other boys run to the yard to waft that shit

"Did you see that llama loof outside of Stonemason Douglas yesterday?!?!? ...Caleb strikes again..."

by putaslovemeniggashateme September 6, 2015