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Goon dodging tournament

Just like goon dodging but a tournament where you have to be in a oversized Sauna with 30 people and it’s a free for all and you have to wear pink spandex and a unicorn crop top and to eliminate someone you have to land a headshot and there is also fog machines so you can’t see the floor so you slip on cum.
“I slipped and fell and hurt my self at the goon dodging tournament
by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 6, 2025
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dodge dance

whilst walking down the street trying to avoid people the person you are trying to avoid who is walking towards you moves the same way as you. thus leaving you face to face, then moves exactly the same way again. both seemingly reading each others minds.
oh my god i dodge danced all the way to paddington from my house.
by ed aves October 17, 2008
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shannon dodging

A girl making blasphemous excuses not to hangout with her boyfriend
bro why is she shannon dodging
by coochieloverlandon August 21, 2024
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dodge master

A master of dodging incoming objects such as fists, rocks, sports equipment, and other projectiles. Unfortunatley, when a dodge master thinks that they will never be hit, they find themselves on the ground.
Ha Ha!! I am a dodge master!!! No one will ever hit m... WHAM!!!
by Dodge Sensei May 1, 2003
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period dodge

In a long-distance relationship, the art of timing visits so that they never coincide with your girlfriend's monthly period.
Bro 1: Dude, she's been in Europe for 2 years and I'm going to visit her next week!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!

Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!

Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!
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Dodge’s Law

the idea that the darker a person is, the more they will yearn to own a dodge charger one day.
“I saw a black guy in a dodge charger yesterday, not surprised, dodge’s law never fails.”
by Erarr October 7, 2023
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Dodge Monodge

A man you find in a Darwin stripe club smoking lounge, usually missing a couple teeth and balding very badly. He’ll continue to stay in your memory for life until you finally see him somewhere and regain contact.
by Jhshahy 35 May 28, 2025
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