Paper Mate

Better than a friend. When my computer is not working (which is always)I always turn to my trusty Paper Mate pen.

Perfect for writing death threats, spreading bad news or breaking up with my girlfriends.

by ben goss May 9, 2005

House mate

When a dude has no place to stay with two kids, you let him move in to your house too fuck for rent.

Hey house mate whats for breakfast bitch.

Hey I got no place to stay, it alright come be my house mate.

by Kittyburner101 May 30, 2018

Your Mate

a thing alot of dumb leboz say.

look at dat bloke wallah hes your mate

by tazin May 1, 2005

Yerba Mate

Basically just caffeinated tea but for dumbasses.

“ Ey have you tried Yerba Mate before, it’s really good”
“ Shutup”

by JCSL October 10, 2019

check mate

When you go to use a urinal and there is no place to go with at least one unoccupied urinal between you and another man

Man there were three open urinals but this piece of fuck took the one in the middle. Check mate bro.

by lightningweasel December 3, 2011

Best mate

Best mate is essentially the better version of a best friend best mate is the best relationship u can have with someone.

Hey have u met my friend jazz she's my best mate.

by Nicool105 November 24, 2021

tava mate

Ur mum who sucks everything out of your dad

Eric is tava mate for emily

by Lacisass February 20, 2020