Donald Trump

47th, and current president, of the United. He shouldn’t have won the election, but a bunch of angry young dudes who can’t get laid put him in power to strip away people’s rights.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump’s son, Baron, got caught committing rape sometime in the next few years.

by This is my handle okay February 13, 2025

Trump

Trump is a orange ass little bozo who is always shaming people

“Do you like trump”
No I don’t bitch

by urmom- February 26, 2022

Trump's razor

A modification of Hanlon's razor; to attribute both malice and stupidity when explaining one's behavior.

Hanlon's razor advises not to attribute malice to a behavior when it could be reasonably explained by stupidity - Trump's razor advises attributing both.

"Supporters of 47th President Trump cheered on as he promised tariffs, thinking it would harm the target nations and boost the US's economy. Both assumptions are incorrect and based in a lack of understanding of tariffs and harmful intent - hence another example of Trump's razor." - MSNBC, probably.

by ma02rc February 27, 2025

stumped by the trump

When you really play the no female president card in every fucking interview of you to exist and still get stumped by that racist and perverted Trumpet

Hillary: Shit, I got stumped by the Trump!

by Weird shit not defined here March 8, 2017

Trumping

When you’re wanking off two dudes at the same time….

I just saw Rudy in his room trumping with his mouth wide open!!

by THEChristoXo July 4, 2022

Trump Lynne

A Russian word for "springboard". Any coincidence with real persons is purely by chance.

P1 - Do you know what Russians call a springboard?
P2 - No.
P1 - Trumpleen.
P2 - Trump Lynne? LOL

by Murdoc Kylburne January 19, 2017

Trump

(n) - 1. A burst of flatulence that explodes from the anus mid-defecation, causing a spray of fecal matter to cover the inside of the toilet bowl and also often covering the posterior and genitalia of the person sitting on said toilet with a coating of shit as well.

2. The metaphorical human equivalent of the first definition.

A portmanteaux of the words, trumpet and dump. (v) - trumping or trumped (adv) - trumpily or trumpishly (adj) - trumpish or trumpy. (syn) shart or guff-and-follow-through (british)

Last night, when I was taking a shit, I trumped so hard that I blew shit all over the toilet, my balls, and all the way up my back.

by Mister WarBeast February 15, 2024