"Man, dude tried to sell me a trump watch!"
"Do you want this trump hand creme? I don't like it."
"This account looks trump, you can tell it's not legitimate."
"Do you want this trump hand creme? I don't like it."
"This account looks trump, you can tell it's not legitimate."
by Fiaghruagach June 12, 2025
Get the Trumpmug. A spray-tanned tycoon with a combover that defies physics and a face the color of a traffic cone, Donald Trump parlayed bankrupt businesses and reality TV antics into a presidency that felt more like a parody. Known for dodging facts like taxes and treating every crisis like a PR stunt, he spent four years shouting on Twitter, golfing through disasters, and pretending to be a man of the people—from the comfort of his gold-plated penthouse. With skin like a poorly peeled tangerine and the temperament of a toddler denied dessert, Trump turned American politics into a bad joke that somehow never ends.
by amongusirl394834839483499348 May 7, 2025
Get the Donald Trumpmug. A big piece of shit who is supposed to be the president of United States. You can't even compare him to any real politician. He's just a big baby who got lost on the way to the playground. Hillary is not better though
(his tweets are funny though).
(his tweets are funny though).
by tixaii January 12, 2018
Get the trumpmug. 
Hym "This Is Why You DON'T Defend Donald Trump! Right Russell Brand? Now, threatening children, on the other hand, THAT ALWAYS WORKS! I created AI. I'm the CEO of the greatest multimedia corporation in the history of the world! I'm the greatest mind who has ever lived! All because of child threats!"
by Hym Iam June 10, 2025
Get the This Is Why You DON'T Defend Donald Trumpmug. *inset moaning sound effect.mp3*
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by raper god November 10, 2022
Get the joe donald trump biden rapmug. 