When you have to shit really bad but you're in a public place so you squat over the seat without touching it
Guy 1: i have to shit but the toilets are all dirty and there's none of those sanitary papers
Guy 2: do a shit squat
Guy 2: do a shit squat
by Phantomgammax August 27, 2009
Get the Shit squat mug.The act of pouring bubble bath, bath salts, or dish soap in the toilet prior to passing a bowel movement. Many people enjoy listening to sounds of nature records while performing a shit bath.
Kelly: "I feel like I have been neglecting my mud muffins lately. My poop has been nothing but good to me and I haven't done a single nice thing back. I'm going to treat the next one to a nice shit bath."
Dad: "Don't use the good laundry detergent."
Dad: "Don't use the good laundry detergent."
by CATFOOODS February 1, 2012
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Gross, I went to use the bathroom right after some dude from India, and there were shit prints all over the toilet seat! I guess I'll hold it.
by Jimmy Patrick February 26, 2008
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Get the shit canoe mug.when one poops in anothers pillow then that person who tries to sleep lays on the crap filled pillow
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Get the shit princess mug.A person who consistently snapchats their friends whilst taking a shit. These people use the best kind of humor to make their friends laugh, or be disgusted, both leading to comedy and amusement for both the recipient and receiver of the alleged snapchat.
Matt: “Did you just get Mike’s snapchapt lol?”
Mike C: “Yea lol he might actually be a bigger shit snapper than me!”
Mike C: “Yea lol he might actually be a bigger shit snapper than me!”
by Paceyourself February 7, 2014
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