go off sis

Expression that can be used versatilely;

1) When one wants their pal to do great at whatever they are doing aka hyping them up
2) In a sarcastic matter: For example when they are snapping for no reason really.

1) A: Im going to get some work done today

B: go off sis!

2) Gabe: You know that's not really the right way to do it, THIS is how it actually works.

B: That is exactly what I just did Gabrielle, but go off sis.

by n e t t mhm October 2, 2018

jump off

The Oak Neck Pizza Place by Fire Island. Also see steezno, ET1, and The Thumpuh.

YOU GUYS WANNA GET SOME PIZZA JUMP OFF!???!? Person saying this must try to squeeze thier adams apple while shaking their head violently and enunciating every syllable in a loud Long Island.

by dannyboy May 13, 2004

jerk off challenge

Try and see how long you can go without jerking off

I was able to make it about 5 minutes into the jerk off challenge without jerking off.

by JrkOFF September 19, 2017

jerking off stalefish

The act of masterbation with your coming from behind and going under your leg like the snowboarding move.

I needed a little change in my love life so i put my hand under my leg and started jerking off stalefish.

by Jim-Bo May 31, 2007

Fucks Me Off

A shortenened form of the phrase "fuckin pisses me off". Usually said when the user is so pissed that they forget to say the word pisses which adds to the vulgarity of the phrase which in turn, emphasizes the anger of the user.

Passenger:Hey that guy in the yugo just cut you off and now he is giving you the finger.
Driver:That really fucks me off. Hand me my gun.
Joe:Dude that sucks that your new car just got keyed.
Steve: Yeah that really fucks me off.

by smh8885 September 7, 2007

jack off sandwich

A sexual act in which one places 2 pieces of bread or toast around ones erect penis and masturbates into said bread. The cum soaked bread is then given to a willing and ready female (or male) for consumption

"Hey Schwa, I bet you'd really like a jack off sandwich"

"Hey run to the store and get me some bread, i'm really in the mood for a jack off sandwich"

by brento ricedaddy February 17, 2009

suck me off

to give great pleasure using the mouth and tounge on a penis, or the male reproductive organ

jim: "i just broke up with my girlfriend"
bob: "then let me suck you off"

by mr.happy May 21, 2004