Red hands

When you have knives held between the index and middle fingers on both hands with the blades held just so the flat part of the hands on the palm lines up with the blades held in between the index and middle fingers and with the blades held flat against the palm and with the point of contact for extrajudicial instrumentation extending up from in-between the two fingers to make almost a fist bump type carry for a duel held combat grip. Don't slip and cut yourself.

I'm going to get Red hands when I go to the bank, they won't know what took their money.

by Cody5050 December 23, 2021

Porn Handed

When you fall asleep while watching porn and someone walks in.

I was caught porn handed. I was jackin to some BDSM, and I feel asleep. I woke up to my sister vomiting because of the horrible site.

by Basileusoftheworld March 18, 2016

Bus Driver Hands

There is no real definition, it's just to see how people react to the word and question what it means to have bus driver hands

You have Bus Driver Hands. How do you feel about that?

by Steezmiester May 11, 2020

Hand Meat

The meat of the hand that is sought by a cicada when it is held and attempts to stab it's proboscis into said hand.

First thing it did when I picked it up was go after my hand meat!

by Ophidia_75 August 24, 2023

Emoty-handed

When you get sent home through enemy territory and you're all in your feelings about it.

Ea-Nasir treated me with such contempt and left me emoty-handed.

by Uh_khakis May 4, 2021

sticky hand

when you ejaculate into your own or someone else's hand and then use it as lube

Dude, Ricardo gave me a sticky hand last night, it was everywhere

by __nips__ April 19, 2021

axe hand morgan

A man with a weird body

Stranger: hey I think that boy looks like axe hand morgan! His arms are so weird

by Axe hand morgan September 24, 2021