happy birthday monkey

when its a stoopid monkeys birthday but you still have to make them happy

happy birthday monkey

by mr.wrong69 November 11, 2020

Bisexual Monkey Thrust

This one takes three and some acrobatics. You've got penis-haver # 1 in the middle doing the most work. Vagina-haver wraps their legs around the penis-haver, being fucked / fucking. Both should contribute. Seemingly standard stand-up sex. Finally, you have penis-haver # 2 fucking penis-haver # 1 in the ass. Legs also wrapped penis-haver # 1. So if all 3 get their rhythm and thrusting right, it's magical. But requires the right people for sure.

Confused friend: Wait wait wait. So you're saying you were fucking your partner while also being fucked in the ass by some dude? And standing up, supporting both their weight just thrusting into each of them? What the fuck?

Penis-haver # 1: Bro, you haven't lived until you've experienced a bisexual monkey thrust. Trust me.

by BisexualMonkeyThrustLover March 24, 2021

mama monkey syndrome

The act of picking pimples on other people like a mama monkey picking bugs off their babies.

why must you pick my pimples like a mama monkey? you have mama monkey syndrome.

by expedition18 January 20, 2023

Retarded porch monkey

Used as a roast or to show that someone is so stupid that they belong in the jungle

Man: *holding phone* where is my phone
Woman: in your hand you retarded porch monkey

by Happy! July 10, 2021

grease monkey

A flaccid penis covered with shit.

After a long night of butt secks, I fell asleep. I awoke the next morning with a grease monkey between my legs.

by LikwidX December 31, 2008

flying monkey

The insertion of a partner's penis into the anal cavity resulting in extreme pleasure.

Mike: So she's sucking me off.
Dan: Yeah.
Mike: And out of nowhere, she flying monkey's me.
Dan: Lucky bastard.
Mike: Yeah.

by <3 February 22, 2003

Full Spider Monkey

A challenging sexual position where the man enters the woman doggy style, then moves his legs outside her flanks, then raises his knees and places his feet flat on the bed or floor. Maximum penetration can be achieved this way, more than doggy. It can also be hard on the man's legs to maintain this position for any length of time.

It is also sometimes called 'Bulldog' or 'Spider Monkey,' but the latter term can be confused with 'Half Spider Monkey' wherein the man puts only one foot flat on the bed/floor, and the other leg's knee rests on the floor, as in regular doggy.

I wanted to go as deep in her as possible from doggy style, so I switched to Full Spider Monkey.

I've been working on my legs at the gym, so it's no problem to do Full Spider Monkey for a long time. It's our favorite position now.

by bjmike November 29, 2012